Bob Gurnett

Editor fully asleep at the wheel.

Also anyone wondering how this happened has never seen them do those fucked up crossfit "pull ups."

What a phony. Everyone knows a diet of raw meat and ferments will fix that up in no time.

Once again, I just don't think your spouse dying should be far and away the best thing to ever happen to you. Seems weird!

This lays bare who he is. Playing sports is the least consequential of the trans issues as far as impact but is the highest visibility due to loud annoying people. He will sell out anyone if right wing freaks are loud enough. He believes in nothing other than his own pursuit of power.

So we went from a guy who hates America to a guy who hates America and we killed his dad.

"You want my fuck-palace-in-the-sky? Come and take it."

Yakko Wacko and Dot are finally free.

Gail, what if I jumped in at Giant Size #1? Is that too early?

Alright BlueSky, I just beat Final Fantasy XVI. Beautiful game that would not have gotten the hate if it was called anything else.

What should my next game be?
1. Resident Evil Requiem
2. Doom Dark Ages
3. FF Tactics: Ivalice Chronicles
4. Some twee indie horseshit

Conservative nostalgia is fully tied up in just wanting to be a little baby again with no problems or responsibilities.

We are at war. The economy is collapsing before our eyes. Peepaw wants to talk about football.

Just watched a totally normal young guy realize he missed his stop, jump up, and try to pry open the doors on a moving subway train with his bare hands. I am once again asking, is every really fucking stupid now?

It's happening again...

LEWANDOWSKI: If this is your first flight on Fuck Plane...you have to fuck.

[MARKWAYNE nods.]

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

noem's dog looking down from heaven

Markwayne Mullin doesn't realize it yet, but he also has to fuck Corey Lewandowski now.

You know that the local animal shelters in DC gonna hate to see Kristi coming around to let off some steam.

I'm just a small government conservative and yes, I want the feds to tell me who I have dinner with.

There is no greater aging millennial man indicator than a beer stein that is primarily used as a big water glass.

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

Not a no!

Lots of cool stuff happening lately.

It is 1972. It is 2003. It is 1991. It is 2026. We exist in all times all at once.

A marketing director named Meaghan falls to her knees.

About to radicalize such a strange cross section of people.

ian miles cheong has passed away. while sheltering in a dubai mall, he became entangled in the teeth of an escalator, which shucked him like an ear of corn.

It's gonna be 90 minutes of The One Conservative Joke.

Me, a fucking idiot: Oh, it might be fun to see Michael Shannon's REM cover band. What a silly way to spend a Saturday night.
Ticket scalpers: fuck you, you stupid fucking rube. Give me your whole wallet. I hate you.