Piss Wizard

Marathon: a cure for the modern shooter

Dam, turns out you can beat 100%

Last one

Damn he a skeleton AND he poops?

Explaining to my 18 year-old self that in the future, any food you want from any restaurant can be delivered, but it’s actually a sign of dystopia.

Operation Epic Bacon

Update: he’s eating and drinking own his own.

Now he’s gonna come back as Cyber-Khamenei.

This fucking Zorbium can stay in his system for up to 4 days, so I’m really fucking worried. If he hadn’t eaten tonight we’d be taking him to the Emergency Vet. So, if you have cats, don’t let your vet give them Zorbium. It’s a fucking nightmare.

He’s physically a lot better than he was last night, but because he’s diabetic and he needs to take his insulin with food, he’s missed his last 2 injections. He got one tonight after having 2 churus, but obviously the situation isn’t ideal.

He goes up to his food and water bowl, clearly with the intention of eating and drinking, but he can’t seem to physically make the mouth movements to do it. I’ve been able to hand feed him churu bites and actual churu a little while ago, but we had to give him water from a syringe.

Kirby update: while I thought he was merely zooted from the sedation, he was (and still is) high from an opiate-based pain killer called Zorbium. From when we brought him home 7pm Wednesday up until today, 10:30pm, he has barely eaten and only stares at his water bowl. He is noticeably altered…

Z O O T E D

Kirby, an American shorthair cat is laying next to his food bowl, clearly affected by the sedation. He looks much more scruffy than normal for him.

Kirby had a pancreatitis flare-up this morning and we had to take him to the vet. Because we didn’t have enough time to give him gabapentin and because he gets so spicy, they had to sedate him. He’s home now and completely zooted. The vet said he’d be feeing “goopy” so my boy is a goopy guy.

Honestly? Watch the Eras Tour movie. The second one, on Disney plus.

THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER

tfw you order Kalkite and all they got is synthetic Kalkite, Kalkite alternatives, and Kalkite substitutes.

Normalpenicels are SEETHING

thinking about how midwest emo from the mid/late 90's was sad boys who yearn to be loved, while NY/NJ emo from the early 00's was groomers and date rapists who hate women for having agency.

Crazy how he’s surrounded by people with guns who refuse to do the right thing.

A steel carabiner attached to the looped end of a black rope on a blue tile table.

Another genius life hack: we’re on a second floor apartment and our garage is right under our balcony. I got a rope and a big carabiner so when we go to Costco I go up and drop down the rope so my wife hooks on the bags and I hoist them up. Saves us from having to make multiple trips with heavy bags

I’ve started keeping one of those ball mason jars full of ice in the freezer, so at any given moment I have frosty glass for water or any other drink I want to get really cold.

lol

lmao

rotfl

They better have a better deal than that, because EGM wants me to be the new Sushi-X…

Steaks so good they make you forget where you put your championship belt.

Bonus Kirby

Kirby took a selfie