Ben Shamrock ⚒️

Genuinely baffles me that bidets and bum guns just aren't a thing in England. Why do 99% of people walk around happily despite knowing that they've just dry tissue to simply smear poo instead of actually cleaning it??? Insane country

The thing I miss most about being abroad is being able to walk into literally any toilet in any building and knowing I'll be able to wash my bum

Is this a safe space? I unironically really enjoy Pitbull's music