Phoenix 🐦‍🔥

Yall still on here???

I’m BAAAAAACK

She did you a favor. Shawn is the only correct spelling

Sincerely,

-Shawn

How many white team exp iso do you have???

Finally unlocked infinity gauntlet thanos in ultimate alliance 3 :)

Nobody:

Me when I see my kitten: HIIII PAPA BEAR 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

We did it Joe. We maxed out our first character in Ultimate Alliance 3!

Kurt is #REAL omg. That lady had enough 😭

Lmfao hell nah. Fuck that nigga.

Really need people to understand that not every mutant is an X-Man. There are qualifications you have to have!

Your favorite mutant whose power is analogous to mildly hallucinogenic body odor is not helping to defeat Nimrod! HANG IT TF UP

Sagittarius men in a nutshell: horny degeneracy

One time my college roommate did a “TBH” dm post for me and he told me “you got that splaa”

I realized that he meant he knew me and my boyfriend at the time were fucking like angry gorillas

Every time I get locked out of my twitter for a week I just come here!

Not a minute man omg ☹️

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a basketball hoop . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a basketball hoop .

Me eating somebody else’s Jamaican beef patty that’s been sitting in here all week

3rd: while inside the Progenitor, Jean uses her telekinesis to hold apart the Celestial’s heart while also holding an entire conversation with said star god telepathically

4th: Jean states that the sheer psychic weight of the Progenitor would’ve crushed them all were it not for her

This isn’t an #XSpoiler but rather some of my favorite Jean Grey feats.

1st: Hope is known to have the ability to copy mutant powers. She fought a certain witch to a stand still with her own powers yet Jean easily overpowers her

2nd: Jean resurrects her own body using her TK as a TEEN

Like this really my queen

I really hope Jean Grey isn’t Phoenix in marvel rivals. Judging from her skills it gives her ult is the Phoenix form

I miss telekinetic and telepathy Jean Grey so bad

Yall im at my intensive outpatient program and there’s a Jamaican beef patty that’s been in the freezer all week. I want it and it’s very clear that nobody else does.

Should I take it??

Real

YESSSSS

You got one time to stop doing something if I ask you once.

My boundary is this: you got one time to violate a “No” or a “Please, stop” after that? It’s up.

Captain America is the whitest white man to ever white man and I love it because he’s a wholesome white man

“These colors don’t run. But you should.”

BARS

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Because I do not care to watch this game!

When is Beyoncé performing

Getting called “pretty boy” is my favorite compliment

I picked a terrible day to need a weed plug :(

Oh but when people that look like me do this….