For full transparency, here’s a complete list of all the wars I’ve been involved in starting:
1. The (not) Great Lawn Ornamentation War of 1997, which ended in an actual Jello wrestling match b/w 2 people (not me) in a kiddie pool
That’s it. That’s the whole list.
lol
Was really hoping this meant Emeril had shown up. #2026MMM
Me during the March Mammal Madness tournament every year. #2026MMM
Don't know what you're talking about. Ck One is named after the rhino's horn. #2026MMM #AltMammalFacts
😂😂😂
"Come at me bro" #2026MMM
Sometimes the ossicones are fuzzy & it's adorable. #2026MMM
🥰 (it was an orangutan)
Photorealism! #2026MMM
Pretty much.
Never underestimate an orangutan!
Sometimes!!! #2026MMM
Technically it's called quadrumanous climbing, but that doesn't have the same ring to it. #2026MMM
Can you even imagine how destructive 14,500 stoats all together would be?
No. No you cannot.
#2026MMM
"or something....." 🤔
Is this pleasure or displeasure? I can't tell. #2026MMM
#Goals
😂
Those are Escobar's Cocaine Hippos!
Right?!?!
They are rather large face knives. #2026MMM
