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🌈Ally Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral? It's Stabatha

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Why even is dinner?

10.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just grabbed an account on old bytes

I'll message you when I remember what it is. ;)

10.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been ousted by my Vulture Capitalists before too. I will never deal with VCs again.

They always think they can do a better job than the person who got it where it was. The enshitification gets unmanageable, and then everything goes kerplooey.

10.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a girl in a striped shirt says " oh i see what you did there " Alt: a girl in a striped shirt says " oh i see what you did there "
09.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's selling hate and those are hateful people.

I'm pretty convinced the vast majority of them didn't make a mistake.

09.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even more unfortunate is that hemline.

09.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Check your title for typo. Supporters, Not supports?

09.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is leaning against a railing and saying `` ain 't nobody got time for that '' Alt: kermit the frog is leaning against a railing dangling his feet and saying `` ain 't nobody got time for that ''
09.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TACO

09.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the way

09.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Monday for all who celebrate.

09.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The fat-ass dickhead orange douche canoe standing on a flag-draped casket, teeing off with a golf club into the green field beyond.

The fat-ass dickhead orange douche canoe standing on a flag-draped casket, teeing off with a golf club into the green field beyond.

Ask and ye shall receive. Some AI involved.

09.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Regardless of his status as commander in chief, in my opinion he should also not be saluting. He never served. He should be holding his hat over his heart. (or his hand, since he should have left that shit home. Or in China, where it was produced...)

Some shitty trucker hat is NOT cover.

09.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A gas buddy screenshot from a Sacramento suburb showing gas prices between $5.69 a gallon and $5.89 a gallon.

A gas buddy screenshot from a Sacramento suburb showing gas prices between $5.69 a gallon and $5.89 a gallon.

We're five to six dollars per gallon here and the gig economy is still strong. I think it'll probably just compress closer to the city cores.

Arco was $4.99 per gallon. But the name brand stations were all well over five.

09.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If she doesn't like McDonald's I'm sure he can cough up some KFC!

09.03.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember to set your clocks back to 1939 tonight!

08.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

too fucking drunk to find their post.

And I would love to be there, but I would also NOT like to be that person.

To those Marines, I say...
Semper Fi, you rowdy bunch of motherfuckers.

And good hunting, Devil Dogs!

The dildo of accountability is not going to arrive lubed, I'm afraid.

08.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🧡As the brat of a lifer, I would like to say that I watched the recent appalling video and I have a few thoughts: Someone is owed a broken arm--with interest. One of these days he's gonna walk into a bar with half a dozen of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children who are at the end of leave and still

08.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Flight attendants

08.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Muting is too good, I just blocked them

08.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot for gas buddy gas pricing in the Sacramento area. It shows a low at Arco of $4.69 a gallon and a high of $5.49 a gallon at Chevron.

A screenshot for gas buddy gas pricing in the Sacramento area. It shows a low at Arco of $4.69 a gallon and a high of $5.49 a gallon at Chevron.

We blew right through five dollars.

08.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remove accreditation from all those schools. They would be empty in a couple of weeks.

08.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Mr President"

08.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But his life, his love, and his lady is the tree.

07.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are those M81 leggings?!

And could you find armor that covers less of your torso? I'm sorry, honey, but that just doesn't fit you. I know it was a good deal at the surplus store, but...

07.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate it, thank you. Yes, I am a big proton consumer. It'll be a pain in the ass to disentangle myself, but I guess I have to. A lot of money because I have the multi terabyte family plans. Several of them.

But I appreciate you thx!

07.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's suboptimal, but end-to-end encryption still works. It was just payment information that got compromised. I know that's huge, but metadata is always going to be a thing.

07.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Outlaw mention of his name and take it off of every building by law.

07.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman talking to another woman with the words " a brutal yet fair point " below her Alt: a woman talking to another woman with the words " a brutal yet fair point " below her
07.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, come to think of it, if you buy into that religious stuff at all, you probably ought to make it an oven bag for him

07.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0