My Costco is up $0.10 per gallon from two days ago.
My Costco is up $0.10 per gallon from two days ago.
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The boy aquarium needs to step it up
*orange
Jasmine Crockett is from Texas.
Jfc
I've been doing this 5 years and it's still my least favorite part 😩
Something I didn't know as a baby author: You have to know how to describe the sound of your character's voice when you're getting an audiobook made.
I guess so you can really bring those voices in your head to life 😜
This whole thing is a tragedy and that last bit at the very end just 😭
It's not a single serving bag and yet
AND YET
Someone take these glutino animal crackers away from me 😩
Unexpectedly Ever After has been released into the wild. Go forth, book child, and thrive.
On to the next 😌
Phew. All 947639632 things on my book release to-do list are officially done.
The dedication for my new book is a whole mood:
The amount of people who voted "support" on that is disturbing
Well some of those are in the House so they aren't going to participate in senate procedures for one. Lots and lots of Senate Dems have shown up for this.
THIS
Considering I'm 41 with a peanut allergy these people are fucking morons
wow 🖕
Just when I think I'm making progress... Life.
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this comment should come with a side of brain bleach for the mental picture it paints 🤮