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You hit your head pretty hard are you okay? Pandamic? War? Economic collapse? What are you talking about? Get up we gotta get ready for the gala!

Good. "Flesh is fallible, but ritual honours the machine spirit. To break with ritual is to break with faith"

Immediately inside the secured entrance to the corridor surrounding our HQ datacenter, is a little shrine to the company's first product.

"The average of this normal distribution is here." "Well then, how do you explain the fact that THESE points exist?! YOU CAN'T."

Checkmated

Rarity knows exactly what she wants 😏

You hit your head pretty hard are you okay? Pandamic? War? Economic collapse? What are you talking about? Get up we gotta get ready for the gala!

Goodnight, CapitalismSky. Tomorrow we wake up and continue our valiant service towards mankind whether they understand it or not, like a cat needing their arthritis pill.

Mid air fueling

Picture of planes historians will call just friends

Does King Kong not have a dead wife montage

Got a notice from PlayStation that for National Women's Day their games were on sale and I could pay 73 cents on the dollar.

I mean we all knew this before they just wanted soft, performative time to glue themselves to the road instead of actually acting on their aesthetics about being the savior of humanity

Screenshot of bio shock infinite but with the verified Mark on the hand

I know the death penalty isn't wrong because there's some people that really deserve it for this

I get so mad about this because I was constantly told "oh just read to your kid and they will learn to read too" and so I DID but my kid still didn't learn to read until I eventually got access to a program that taught him phonics because I didn't know they weren't teaching him phonics in school!

Isn't Bitcoin supposed to be going up

This little maneuver is gonna cost us Pax Americana

I'm sorry y'all had to cancel your yoga classes to pay for gas, something you could do for free in the bed of my $87,000 truck.

Glad to soon only be seeing True Americans at the gas station filling up our trucks

Taylor Swift screaming

Taylor Swift happy

Me on the inside

Me on the outside

Oh, you're dooming? Taylor Swift is alive the same time in history as you – and you're dooming?

Yes I meant that literally, no more grass (which are woke weeds)

Stop being a pick-me about thinking the world is ending. Guess what, me too! Cloaking insufficiency to rise to the occasion of your life through cataclysm is only excusable when the streets are filling with volcanic ash and there's no more grass to touch.

Obligatory clip:

SBC, who owned Cingular, bought AT&T. They just took the AT&T name.

There was so much cash flying around that when I’d spec out a new set of servers and get estimates they’d make me buy twice as many just to fill the racks the whole way.

There was so much money flowing in 2003 that we built a datacenter that was mainly *for looks*. The walls were glass for easy touring. 40 plasma screens made to look like NORAD so that visiting AT&T executives would see our 10,000 dots on a huge map.