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White people will legit just chase you around the house

12.02.2026 19:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got scared as fuhhhh 🤣🤣 by an animal

09.02.2026 14:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On the Subject of Musical Theater:

Musical theater is something I really know nothing about. And I’m not particularly interested either.

07.02.2026 05:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.01.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t much like when dogs are too intelligent. I don’t like that look in their eye

22.01.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At this point I can tell which side of the quarter is The George and which is The Eagle just by touch, which is harder than you’d think. Go ahead and try it. About 50% of the time I can tell which side is The George without even touching it. I must have some kind of sense or ability.

15.01.2026 16:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would have to throw them with my left arm as I drive, with some kind of side-throw maneuver. It wouldn’t be nearly enough force to do any damage but it would definitely scare somebody.

15.01.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The intrusive thought pops back in my head. I wonder what it would feel like to throw the quarters at the windshield of a passing car. Would they chip the windshield? Would they bounce off like hail?

15.01.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Sorry, I’m gonna pay with quarters this time.”
He counts the quarters, “This is $1.75, I need three pennies.”
I find him three pennies.
The entire ride home I keep counting the quarters again and again. They feel so light in my hands.

15.01.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I stop by McDonald’s on the way home. I order a large diet Dr. Pepper with no ice. The price is $1.78. I decide not to use my credit card, because I don’t like when it texts me my reward credits.

15.01.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Boylife in America - Cody ChesnuTT (The Headphone Masterpiece, 2002)

Chorus:
All I want is pussy,
Give me some religion,
A brand-new Cadillac
and a winning lotto ticket

15.01.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

After a few uncharacteristically warm January days, much of the snow has melted, leaving patches of now-revealed brown grass between the dirt-covered snow piles. The next two days are supposed to be cold again, below zero. The roads will be icy.

15.01.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28. The process repeats.

15.01.2026 16:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I scoop them up into my palm and I rattle them around. I balance three of them on my index, middle, and ring fingers. I stack them up in my hand and let them drop back into the cupholder, one by one.

15.01.2026 16:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have two cupholders on the center console of my car. In the front cupholder I keep the pennies, nickels, and dimes. In the back cupholder I keep the quarters.

As I drive I keep my left hand at the 8 position, the wheel between my thumb and forefinger. My right hand is tending to the quarters.

15.01.2026 16:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@fngame-status.bsky.social

09.01.2026 16:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In school they never teach you important things like which one is the mortar and which one is the pestle

09.01.2026 16:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.01.2026 21:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kid named Mike:

08.01.2026 21:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I was young I used to believe a “storm watch” on my phone meant I was assigned to keep an eye on the weather and report in. I also believed a “storm warning” meant I had to start warning my neighbors

A bit foolish but I likely saved hundreds of lives

08.01.2026 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got chased by grocery store cashier for daring to make a change in this world

29.12.2025 19:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this a new animal

26.12.2025 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At first you are 8 or 9 but probably 4 after knowing you

25.10.2025 14:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Been loving the new viral vids lately, great work everyone

Anyone have recommendations for new viral vids leave them in the replies below ⬇️

02.10.2025 15:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any hidden #secrets or #features to discover?

Tags:
VRChatWorldReview NewReality WorldsToExplore

02.10.2025 15:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Glad Everything Has Been Cleared Up. Boy My Kids Were Up The Wall With Anger.

02.10.2025 15:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#fortnite #peacemaker

02.10.2025 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@fortnite-game.bsky.social

02.10.2025 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Big Thank You To The Fortnite Team For Clearing Up The Recent Peacemaker Controversy. I Will Allow My Children To Play The Game Again

02.10.2025 15:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Is it pronounced “gowss”

22.09.2025 16:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0