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Family man, nurse, secularist, & lover of critical thought. I love grape soft drink & the Oxford comma. I've never tasted bubble tea and have never been on a submarine.

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When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.

24.07.2025 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3299 ๐Ÿ” 741 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59 ๐Ÿ“Œ 109
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To arachnophobia, Australia says no.

25.07.2025 08:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country

18.07.2025 23:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2943 ๐Ÿ” 470 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Grandpa Simpson typing a letter of complaint.

Grandpa Simpson typing a letter of complaint.

Dear Mr @sandiskstorage.bsky.social,
There are too many USB thumb drives that do not have little blinky activity LEDS built into them.
Please start making them again.
I am not a crackpot.

16.06.2025 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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13.06.2025 09:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 238 ๐Ÿ” 74 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

13.06.2025 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 19180 ๐Ÿ” 3959 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 369 ๐Ÿ“Œ 201

Dear America,
I thought the 2nd Amendment was all about maintaining a well-regulated militia to rise up if the US government itself ever become a tyrannical threat to freedom. I guess it all depends on whose freedoms are being threatened. "freedom and justice for all"?! ๐Ÿค” #USPolitics #LAprotests

13.06.2025 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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13.06.2025 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watching the events in Los Angeles and weeping at the United States' continuing slide into fascism under the Trump regime.

12.06.2025 10:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AUKUS subs to be used to protect Aussie journos from American police โ€“ PM says

AUKUS subs to be used to protect Aussie journos from American police โ€“ PM says

"If anything we need AUKUS now more than ever"

Read more: chaser.com.au/national/auk...

12.06.2025 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 209 ๐Ÿ” 44 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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#FACTS

31.05.2025 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 31705 ๐Ÿ” 6930 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 343 ๐Ÿ“Œ 222
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I've slept on it for a couple of nights and still think that Sweden was robbed.

In other news, I would now like a sauna.

#Eurovision
#SBSEurovision

20.05.2025 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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McKenzie says that Nats will โ€œalways stand up for the 9 million Australians who live in regional Australiaโ€

While I would argue the truth of her statement Iโ€™ll let facts do the talking.

Under 600k ppl voted for the Nats as a party

So 8.4 million regional ppl feel they are not represented by Nats

20.05.2025 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 342 ๐Ÿ” 133 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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It's always hardest on the children...

20.05.2025 07:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 375 ๐Ÿ” 63 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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SkyAfterDark RWNJ Peta Credlin has called on Labor to stop their Tax on people with $3million+ in Super saying multibillionaire corporate magnate Gerry Harvey has labelled it โ€œstupidity of the highest orderโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ
Iโ€™m liking this tax even more now.

19.05.2025 10:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 642 ๐Ÿ” 126 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

And then everyone clapped?

18.05.2025 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Luxembourg's Eurovision entry is poop-ay!
I love it!

#Eurovision2025
#SBSEurovision

18.05.2025 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm tired and going back to bed. Early morning Eurovision (in Australia) just isn't doing it for me this year.

Will continue tonight with #SBSEurovision.

17.05.2025 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A solid 5/7.

17.05.2025 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The BSL during Finland was sensational #Eurovision

17.05.2025 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4423 ๐Ÿ” 1199 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65 ๐Ÿ“Œ 127

Who would have ever thought that the lovely Polish butter churners could be considered subtle by comparison...

#Eurovision
#Eurovision2025

17.05.2025 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In typical #Eurovision fashion, the axolotl ladies from #Latvia have grown on me.

Loved the "we are different. Join us" at the end.

#Eurovision2025
#SBSEurovision

17.05.2025 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I want Iceland to win and see them performing with Verka Seduchka at the beginning of next year's #Eurovision! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ

#SBSEurovision
#Eurovision2025

17.05.2025 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know there's a lot of hate out there for Israel, but the UK's #Eurovision entry this year is the real crime against humanity.

#Eurovision2025
#SBSEurovision

17.05.2025 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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That was so bad I had to wake my wife up to tell her.

17.05.2025 12:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anakin does not care for France...

#SBSEurovision
#Eurovision2025

17.05.2025 10:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watching Lithuania perform and all i can think of is:

"And he's not Russian. He's Lithuanian by birth, raised by his paternal grandfather, a fisherman."

#SurpriseHuntForRedOctober
#SBSEurovision

17.05.2025 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I thought her dress looked familiar...

#SBSEurovision

17.05.2025 09:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just saw a TV ad with Kyle Sandilands urging us to #StandUpToHate.

Is someone taking the piss here, or was this court-ordered?

17.05.2025 08:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0