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@brandtmalone

retired Mormon podcaster; exhausted girldad; slurpee sommelier; zero sugar Mountain Dew coursing my veins

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Heartbroken to learn that my dear friend @keepapitchinin.bsky.social passed away. I loved the nuggets she found and freely posted on Keepa, and her presence in the Mormon Bloggernacle will be sorely missed and cannot be replaced. Enjoy your eternal rest, Ardis, thou good and faithful servant

24.02.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2:00am wake up time
3:30am park time
4:00am tsa time
5:25am flight time
6:00am cheers with my favorite travelers

18.02.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This right here. Heard stories from faculty and those connected to Ydaho, and I have concerns.

13.02.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Steve asking the real questions

13.02.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jenny. Cal. I’m feeling feels. Meh feels. Idk feels.

13.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tried to text my wife about the newest apostle and it autocorrected to β€œClark Giblet”

12.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

omg. I just saw it.
WELL THAT IS A CHOICE

12.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WAIT WUT

also hi friend I have missed you

12.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do any of my mutuals have a contact at @kslcom.bsky.social they can connect me with? Have a question for them about a story they recently ran re: Grand Blanc shooting and can't find the reporter who was working on it

07.01.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did not expect the @nytimes.com story about Mormon Women taking over TV Screens to hit front page on the @drudgereport.bsky.social but here we are

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/a...

04.12.2025 12:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indiana v. Penn State was the best in college football.

What an amazing ending.

08.11.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Powerline in β€œA Goofy Movie.”

β€œI2I” and β€œStand Out” still get me hyped up

08.11.2025 20:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My youngest is 6, so I've still got a few years, but it's going by faster than I anticipated

08.11.2025 18:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, right downtown.
You’ll love Detroit in November.
Slows bbq is awesome food. Green Dot Stables is right down the road - awesome sliders.
Plus if you’re feeling daring, you can try American or Lafayette for Detroit style coneys
Make sure you go see the Joe Louis fist as well. Awesome photo spot

06.11.2025 22:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bro.
Where in Detroit are you going to be?!?????

06.11.2025 21:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just when I think I’ve heard it all, Tim Ballard reminds me that there’s always another level of crazy.

β€œThe deep church.”

Bro…you need to take the L and move on…

06.11.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My X account was suspended for violating the rules against "Inauthentic behavior," which .... OK? Would love to know *what* was inauthentic, but whatever.

BlueSky it is...

06.11.2025 11:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been wild watching Max’s career.
Still can’t believe the Detroit Tigers couldn’t punch the ticket with Verlander, Sherzer, Fister & Porcello back in 2012.

We are border buddies with Toronto, so this Detroiter is all in for the Jays

02.11.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Halloween dad tax was heavy this year. Benefit of chocolate being expensive is a plethora of red packet Skittles (the only true and living Skittles on the face of the earth), and the children know the dad tax has to be paid.

01.11.2025 23:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t figure out which part I hate the least - those willing to spend $25.00 for this, to skip the line, or those trying to sell it for $25.00 because they know someone will buy it.

01.11.2025 02:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s the β€œwhat” of the motivation, and the β€œwhy” of the motivation, and we want the β€œwhy”

01.11.2025 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can tell you that all of us out here desperately want to know a lot more, with more background as to the tick-tock of how the attacker mentally go to that point, and more importantly, how he got to the point of planning out his attack.

01.11.2025 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So it’s not like a ton of people knew about us, or we were always talked about, or it was ever-present in people’s minds like in places like UT, ID, or elsewhere. Or even that there was a ton of aggressive anti-Mormon rhetoric like what used to happen in other parts of the US (think Deep South)

01.11.2025 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For example. It was a very isolated incident, both the attacker and the fact that Mormons out here in Michigan are a minority of a minority. On avg, our wards in MI span 30 min (20 mi) end-to-end. Our stake is ~90 min to drive end-to-end

01.11.2025 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quick note: This is my stake. I’ve been going here my whole life. I live 40 minutes away. I know the victims personally.

We knew this, this just officially confirms it. However, there’s degrees of the whole thing, as weird as that sounds.

01.11.2025 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Grand Blanc church shooting FBI update: Killer had anti-religious beliefs The gunman's motive was officially given in a FBI Detroit Field Office release Friday, one month after the deadly attack.

Updates from FBI Detroit field office re: Motive for Grand Blanc Church shooter - motivated by "the assailant's anti-religious beliefs against the Mormon religious community," via @fox2newsoffical.bsky.social

www.fox2detroit.com/news/grand-b...

01.11.2025 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Instead of bluntly banging on about how more babies need to be born, maybe the church could advocate a lot more for pro-natal federal and state policies to promote an environment where people will want to have more kids.

But no. Easier to say that the people just need to pump out more

31.10.2025 15:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is my default response to just about everything.
"Inflation is rampant!"
"What do we do about the youths?"
"How can people find joy and connection in today's world?"
"What's for dinner?"

31.10.2025 11:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

could be both.
most likely whatever messed up algorithm has sent all the UberMormons my way, and I'm just exhausted of them all

30.10.2025 10:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0