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V. Longshot (Vy Lenza)

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πŸ”žWriter. Director. Photographer. Performer. Documentarian. Erotic Film Historian. Lifter of heavy objects, Luddite. Connoisseur of fine sleaze. retro. physical media. wrestling. horror. Chaotic Naughty. The Dark Prince of Filth. Living Legend.

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My gym water bottle says it was inevitable.

12.03.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Was I planning to sing Black Metal by Venom at Karaoke last night? No.

Had I practiced it or even attempted it? Also no.

But… I was inspired. So fuck it… didn’t turn out too bad.

11.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

(For those unaware or younger than 5000… the EVIL was a reference to another Venom song… yes I’m explaining my joke.)

11.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone did MotΓΆrhead and I was like… gotta keep the old school speed metal going… but also… ya know…. EVIL

11.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references 

Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

11.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 5171 πŸ” 1193 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 144

I will never stop skeeting. Just skeeting day and night. Awww skeet skeet skeet.

11.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Was I planning to sing Black Metal by Venom at Karaoke last night? No.

Had I practiced it or even attempted it? Also no.

But… I was inspired. So fuck it… didn’t turn out too bad.

11.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Dick Hurtz

11.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dolores Fuller, Ed Wood, and the Devil in a publicity still for GLEN OR GLENDA (1953)

Fuller was BOTD in 1923

10.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Real self doubt hours

11.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t plan on singing any Venom… but plans sometimes change and you have to lay down your soul to the gods rock and roll.

11.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Asked @disarae.bsky.social to film me doing some back stuff last night just for general form check and to see my back development. Need to wear a different cut tank for that, but this one probably answers the question she always asks of:

β€œWhy do we get odd looks in the gym?”

10.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dead Kennedys
California Uber Alles
Mabuhay Gardens
San Francisco
1979

All the best for you Jello πŸ€

#punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #deadkennedys #jellobiafra #history #punkrockhistory

11.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
Hail Rug

Hail Rug

I know I came to the right place to sing when this is the rug in the bathroom.

11.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hard to argue with pure logic.

11.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nightbreed (1990, dir. Clive Barker)

11.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna go sing at the metal bar tonight…

11.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Hey’ came before β€˜hi,’ and β€˜hi' came before β€˜hello.’

β€˜Hi’ is most likely a variant of β€˜hey.’

β€˜Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

10.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 6437 πŸ” 1183 πŸ’¬ 239 πŸ“Œ 152

Two of the GOATs of the era

10.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ruby doesn’t get near the love she deserves.

10.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cult legend Laura Gemser posing nude under a red cape. Presented as a parody of a 1980 Topps Empire Strikes Back card.

Cult legend Laura Gemser posing nude under a red cape. Presented as a parody of a 1980 Topps Empire Strikes Back card.

Laura Gemser, Topps Empire Strikes Back style.

07.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I take a lot of pleasure from the fact that my presence in fitness/bodybuilding spaces nowadays makes some of the people there visibly uncomfortable.

Sorry bro, but the weirdos and metalheads were here before the β€œreps for Jesus” crowd.

09.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
SAPIENT SCAR- Weak is the Weapon (Official Video)
SAPIENT SCAR- Weak is the Weapon (Official Video) YouTube video by Sapient Scar

Went to a show of all female fronted metal bands this weekend and I have to show some love to the band @disarae.bsky.social and I both thought were the highlight of the night.

Only on their 3rd gig together and Sapient Scar were fantastic. Hoping for big things for them.

09.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally getting around to listening to the new Paradise Lost album (six months later) today… damn this is a real good one.

10.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not all heroes wear capes. But we should give him the key to a city.

10.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It should have just summarized it as β€œWhoop whoop.”

10.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who absolutely loves both Opera and Ballet… they are beautiful art forms to take in and enjoy. More people should open themselves up to that experience and it sucks that we have made it something so hard to enjoy due to the average cost to attend.

10.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My hot take on opera and ballet: I don’t know hardly anything about the art forms, but being in a room while someone is dancing or singing is like watching actual magic to me, so I can’t imagine disparaging it πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

10.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh, and song is Arch Enemy - Sunset Over The Empire

And if anyone is wondering… the little shrugs I do at the end of the sets is just a way to hit full failure. Im basically getting some extra partial reps by doing scapular retractions with the weight.

10.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First set is a warm up with two plates on each side. Second set from the side has just over 3 plates per side (I think I had 145 per side loaded on)

Pull downs were at 160-170? Not sure which set it was. It wasn’t my heavy set but one of the sets after (but not the drop set at the end.

10.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0