My gym water bottle says it was inevitable.
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My gym water bottle says it was inevitable.
Was I planning to sing Black Metal by Venom at Karaoke last night? No.
Had I practiced it or even attempted it? Also no.
Butβ¦ I was inspired. So fuck itβ¦ didnβt turn out too bad.
(For those unaware or younger than 5000β¦ the EVIL was a reference to another Venom songβ¦ yes Iβm explaining my joke.)
Someone did MotΓΆrhead and I was likeβ¦ gotta keep the old school speed metal goingβ¦ but alsoβ¦ ya knowβ¦. EVIL
Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men
You know what tho
I will never stop skeeting. Just skeeting day and night. Awww skeet skeet skeet.
Was I planning to sing Black Metal by Venom at Karaoke last night? No.
Had I practiced it or even attempted it? Also no.
Butβ¦ I was inspired. So fuck itβ¦ didnβt turn out too bad.
Dick Hurtz
Dolores Fuller, Ed Wood, and the Devil in a publicity still for GLEN OR GLENDA (1953)
Fuller was BOTD in 1923
Real self doubt hours
I didnβt plan on singing any Venomβ¦ but plans sometimes change and you have to lay down your soul to the gods rock and roll.
Asked @disarae.bsky.social to film me doing some back stuff last night just for general form check and to see my back development. Need to wear a different cut tank for that, but this one probably answers the question she always asks of:
βWhy do we get odd looks in the gym?β
Dead Kennedys
California Uber Alles
Mabuhay Gardens
San Francisco
1979
All the best for you Jello π
#punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #deadkennedys #jellobiafra #history #punkrockhistory
Hail Rug
I know I came to the right place to sing when this is the rug in the bathroom.
Hard to argue with pure logic.
Nightbreed (1990, dir. Clive Barker)
Gonna go sing at the metal bar tonightβ¦
βHeyβ came before βhi,β and βhi' came before βhello.β
βHiβ is most likely a variant of βhey.β
βHelloβ is not related to either.
Goodbye.
Two of the GOATs of the era
Ruby doesnβt get near the love she deserves.
Cult legend Laura Gemser posing nude under a red cape. Presented as a parody of a 1980 Topps Empire Strikes Back card.
Laura Gemser, Topps Empire Strikes Back style.
I take a lot of pleasure from the fact that my presence in fitness/bodybuilding spaces nowadays makes some of the people there visibly uncomfortable.
Sorry bro, but the weirdos and metalheads were here before the βreps for Jesusβ crowd.
Went to a show of all female fronted metal bands this weekend and I have to show some love to the band @disarae.bsky.social and I both thought were the highlight of the night.
Only on their 3rd gig together and Sapient Scar were fantastic. Hoping for big things for them.
Finally getting around to listening to the new Paradise Lost album (six months later) today⦠damn this is a real good one.
Not all heroes wear capes. But we should give him the key to a city.
It should have just summarized it as βWhoop whoop.β
As someone who absolutely loves both Opera and Ballet⦠they are beautiful art forms to take in and enjoy. More people should open themselves up to that experience and it sucks that we have made it something so hard to enjoy due to the average cost to attend.
My hot take on opera and ballet: I donβt know hardly anything about the art forms, but being in a room while someone is dancing or singing is like watching actual magic to me, so I canβt imagine disparaging it π€·π»ββοΈ
Oh, and song is Arch Enemy - Sunset Over The Empire
And if anyone is wondering⦠the little shrugs I do at the end of the sets is just a way to hit full failure. Im basically getting some extra partial reps by doing scapular retractions with the weight.
First set is a warm up with two plates on each side. Second set from the side has just over 3 plates per side (I think I had 145 per side loaded on)
Pull downs were at 160-170? Not sure which set it was. It wasnβt my heavy set but one of the sets after (but not the drop set at the end.