We Don't Have It Yet

He can't save you now.

I liked the burger so much that it took me 12 hours to realize I called it by the wrong name.

Time for papaya salad.

Mark this down for a next week review.

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This week, Nick has his own Reggie Dinkins "flu" game. Or maybe it's a flu game.

🍔 Wyatt reviews the Arch Deluxe after a decade hiatus from McDonald's food

🎮 Nintendo again wonders why you think MAR10 Day is so important

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*wipes tear* I didn't know I was one of your heroes.

Get you a New Hampshire Space Potatoes hat.

Team Ranch of the New Hampshire Newts celebrating with the Condiment Classic trophy.

#TeamRanch Condiment Classic champs.

Stuff like this has been going on for quite a while. A LOT of income for minor league teams comes from alternate identities like this - and I am here for it.

A cartoon pizza taking a bath in ranch dressing "Tulsa serves up Ranch Dippers alternate identity."

Ranch Dippers font written with wings, celery, and carrots

A white hat with a green bill and the cartoon pizza jumping into ranch.

Say hello to the Tulsa Ranch Dippers, courtesy of Minor League Baseball.

We can't change the price until Bob Belcher changes the price. It's a race to the bottom.

Burger of the Day

The Gregg Allmond Burger

A hamburger served with a fried egg and slivered almonds on top.

Comes with fries

$5.95

I genuinely don't remember the last time I ate at one. It might have been when I was working at the newspaper and even then, someone picked it and brought it back to the newsroom.

In this week's podcast, Wyatt mentions how businesses are now just trying to go viral on social media instead of focusing on a good product, and this is a perfect example.

Advanced apologies to anyone thinking Nintendo is going to announce something worthwhile on MAR10 Day. 🎮

It felt a touch early to be subjected to Steve Martin's F-bomb tirade in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, when I was a kid, but I'm pretty sure I let my own kids watch that when they were way younger, and I might have skipped that scene?

My neighbor's dad took us to see Major League when we were both 6. When we got home, I spent months telling my parents how it was the funniest movie ever made. I wish I had a hidden camera of their reaction when we rented it as a family when it finally came to home video. Their horror.

I absolutely didn’t have the emotional maturity to confront the idea that a fox and a hound wouldn’t be allowed to pursue a wholesome friendship when I was 5 years old.

Lol I dunno, all of them??

My parents showed me The Terminator when I was 4-5 years old. I watched pretty much every R Rated 80's movie. I was playing Road Blasters in the Metro Media rental store on Northern Blvd while they were renting said R Rated movie to watch and, uh, double VCR as a family.

Waaaaay too many lol! Started with Return of the Living Dead when I was four, Aliens when I was six, then Robocop, Terminator, etc. But that's just how it was with 80s parents lol

Most of them?

Pretty Woman, Pulp Fiction, the Die Hards, every PG-13 romcom that came out pre-2007

My mom ignored ratings with the logic that they were there to tell kids what not to do and since I wasn't about to commit murder or get into sex work, they were fine

Scary stuff was a no-go, my call

As a parent, I watched Jaws with probably my 7 year old. He was loving it and practically jumping on the couch with excitement during the final shark attack on the Orca. But when Quint got eaten by the shark, he stopped and in a tearful voice said "I don't like this movie anymore."

A friend of mine was in Thailand, (maybe in a camp?) waiting to get to the US. An uncle took him to see....Now, mind you, this is a kid, maybe 8, probably already seen some shit, never even SEEN a movie, *never been in a movie theatre* and this uncle takes him to his first movie EVER: The Exorcist.

I was six. Dad took me to the fake-doc, "Sasquatch" at the theatre in Grafton, ND. I sat up a ways with Chad and Doug, brothers from down the road. Sat with them until the jump scare of a giant, hairy sasquatch head in the window of a miner's cabin sent me searching for my dad in the dark theatre.

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Root beer glazed pork loin

This game has some of the best dick-shooting animations in the business.