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artist, writer, pervert; it if you're better than me, she if you're not. high-quality subordinate, low-grade communist. @comradejaney's personal property. taken twice-over. not for men. out beyond the border now, and never coming back.

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Village dog

Village dog

Village dog

11.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1574 πŸ” 360 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

"miss steam deck smells like electronics and pencil shavings" okay so you're obviously imagining this console as your slightly motherly robot teacher from high school

11.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

moults my exoskeleton and is a soft little freak curled up for a while

11.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1
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Mama's Sleeping Angels is OUT NOW!!!

A 1 to 4 player Y2K dream-exploration game. Free your imaginary friends trapped trapped in a nightmare by a monster named Mama. Collect bizarre cursed items and use even freakier weapons to face the creatures in her dreams.

11.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

lebanne's puffy little maidshorts have been growing on me of late

11.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re going to do stuff to me that doesn’t have a standardised tag yet

11.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 2884 πŸ” 990 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

doll piled with the other dead soldiers, complaining about the blood and guts stuck in its workings- it thought it had given up this whole "viscera" thing for good

11.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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jaguar - comm work

10.03.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 976 πŸ” 226 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

oh nice. certainly one of the more enviable figures of world war i to be related to

10.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's uncanny how easy it is

10.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ww1 anaesthesia is so funny. you are a surgeon. it is hour fifteen of your shift in the surgical tent. a man triple crossfaded on rum, morphine, and cocaine is dumped onto your table. you inject novocain into his spine & he immediately dies

10.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

the end of the movie shows pokke gearing up to race against agnes again, so regardless of whether that aligns with the broader series canon or not, i think its pretty unambiguous that the film depicts agnes' injury as something she can simply Get Over

10.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

which is a weird thing to be able to say about a movie where a primary character's central conflict is that her ankle bones are going to explode if she keeps running. but what can you do

10.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

uma musume pretty derby ~ beginning of a new era review: would be good if it thought disabling injury existed

10.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1165 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

are we talking poison swamps or something worse

09.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

{monkey's paw curls} fromsoft deckbuilder roguelike

09.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i might actually do enough chalices on this playthrough to reach queen yharnam... she's the only boss i've never fought in this game

09.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i like nightmare frontier.... loran silverbeast is there......

09.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

also hysterically funny that Three Guys In A Room is one of the hardest fights in the game

09.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

worst area in bloodborne by a wide margin, which is to say it's like, a B- souls area overall

09.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the amount of upgrade materials present in the lower half of forbidden woods always feels like sort of a tacit apology for the lower half of forbidden woods

09.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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#fleshbloodconcrete

25.12.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ERSATZ would be so good if it had an actual script

09.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[sweating heavily, slowly typing in the search bar] what is the... world war one... equivalent of... a dog

09.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's cocaine β™‘

09.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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i like this unreasonably cool quote from a french airman about it (from dominic streatfield, "cocaine", p.67)

09.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hand feeding these to a girl like dog treats

09.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

09.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 3151 πŸ” 1063 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0