Justin

So...anyone hiring? Suddenly I'm looking for a (remote) place to land. I'm a very senior (read: old) full stack dev and architect with strong frontend/UI/UX skills. For better and/or worse, I'm well versed in AI.

I'd love to do some good out in the world. My resume: suckminimally.com/resume/

Collage of 3 screen snippets from GitHub's web interface showing lines of code added and removed in pull requests. One shows +4264 -183. Another shows +4840. A third, bigger, shows +31780 -634!

It keeps happening!! I'm glad/sorry that it's not just me

Yes! Hyundai Kona EVs can also be found used inexpensively. I love mine (a 2019) and it even gets around 200 miles on a charge which is comfortable for almost any non-road-trip purpose.

Thank you! This is precisely what I wanted to express

I’ve been saying this but no one listens

Sorry, you can’t be named Al anymore because it looks too much like AI and that makes me do a double-take every time. You’ll have to pick a different name.

A charm bracelet with the following charms: dolphins jumping in a circle, the number 42, earth, a bowl of petunias, a whale, a square with large friendly letters that say DON'T PANIC, a mouse, and a planet with rings

Don't panic! My Hitchhiker's Guide bracelet is now available! It's ok if you still panic though. The vibes are off, to say the least.

Someone in a comment thread referred to AI-generated content as the “asbestos of the Internet” and I cannot stop thinking about it

Have you noticed that Dominos Pizza now features “Robust Insipired Tomato Sauce”? What exactly is the word Inspired doing in that phrase? Who is inspiring whom, and to do what?!

Twenty years from now everyone will be telling you it's the Epstain Files and it was always the Epstain Files. But we'll know the truth.

This came out so well!! I am very happy to have had a tiny part in making it happen. If you know me, you can probably guess what my contribution was :)

Comic panel of Batman breaking a gun in half. “This is the weapon of the enemy.” he says, “We do not need it. We will not use it.”

I don’t have any answers either but I just wanted to say you’re not alone. I’ve been incredibly lucky to be able to make money doing a craft I mostly enjoy, but it seems like those days are swiftly coming to an end.

Who knows, maybe it’ll all come crashing down? Hope springs eternal.

So far for me the answer has been “whichever sounds funnier in a given context”

It's Morgin time

Ugh I get those continvoucly

Always Be Morging

I only have to know a tiny bit about how this technology works to know this article is embarrassing misinformation. I can only hope your readership is less credulous than you are.

This thread was extremely helpful for me, an aging white guy wanting to understand more about the Bad Bunny show!

The internet is over, all. Time to pack it up.

(Dumb fact: until today zombocom was my homepage on Safari. Its purpose was to warn me that I had accidentally opened Safari)

I think we just saw a clip of Tim Cook's colonoscopy

The secret is to print 20 copies at once so the (constant) color change waste is amortized over many zebras

Ah, I see. Well then maybe it is I who changed! 😅

haha I don’t think so but good thought! Maybe we’re just eating different items. Their chocolate donuts, for instance, don’t taste much like chocolate to me anymore. I think it’s part of a trend; as cocoa gets more expensive brands use less or cheaper forms of it. I could be wrong.

Idk I think Entemann’s *was* good at some point but nothing I’ve tried from them in years has tasted like much of anything at all!

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked

Is this the first time one of these has depicted a woman with regular legs instead of stick legs?
And where’s Lady Liberty?!
This is a rare edition indeed.

I've invented a new kind of microwave that rotates your food at 300rpm and makes a deafening foghorn noise for no reason at all

Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly

I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise