When will there be a TRANS of Hormuz
When will there be a TRANS of Hormuz
>oil futures at $110 before markets even open on Monday
An ergonomic office chair designed to allow you to cross your legs while sitting.
This chair could be it.
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What are you gonna do; not buy gasoline?
I know capitalism isnβt βcoolβ right now, but a lot of bandwagon marxists donβt really appreciate the hard work that goes into building a business. For instance, my grandfather made our fortune driving up to strangers and asking for a scoop of Grey Poupon, which he then repackaged for wholesalers
Alex Krokus
@alexkrokus.bsky.social
When people use β€οΈ instead of π to react to messages at work I feel sexually harassed.
The McDonald's CEO looks like he subsists on a moss that only grows on one island in the Galapagos and if he dies there is a bunker full of frozen clones ready to be reanimated.
wait, wait, i've seen this one before
You shut da fuck up about baby furs. Theyβre full of whimsy and childlike wonder like the rest of us, they donβt want nuthin ta do with yooze and donβt do nuthin to fuckin nobody else. So shut ya fuckin mouth
we live in an era of incredible video editing skills being using to create the most insane media
The sad Oompah Loompah.
Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.
We need to convince anti vaccine people that the state could compel them to shower so they all stop bathing as a form of protest.
new Giallo album came in the post. Worth it just for this photo from the insert booklet.
A man with Coprolaliac Touretteβs Syndrome (award-nominated for a film about his disorder) yelling the N-word at Black actors on stage, is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. A trolley problem for a new era. Itβs a Woke 2.0 cosmic test of some kind. Too on the nose to engage with.
photoshop a fake ID, feed them fake webcam footage, use a voice modulator. you can just do what we all used to do back in the day: make shit up to bypass age verification. they don't have any means of catching you. so don't just hand over your personal details without a fight.
this is the technology that will bring civilisation forward. a naughty baby that deletes your emails and begs for your forgiveness while you feed it 15,000 tons of coal
Nerd Bird
Picture of the character saw gerrera the rebel leader from star wars overlaid with a post that reads People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
Scene from the opening to 'Louie' where Louis CK is eating a greasy slice of New York style pizza. He doesn't even finish it, just takes two gross bites and throws it away.
This is you.
The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of Americaβs great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery
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monster
The electricians at work wear thin blue line shirts but the line is a yellow lightning bolt and I don't even know how to begin to unravel that.
If you vore someone you take on their credit card debt
screenshot of tumblr post gardenvarietyhuman Fan fiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of by the folk." Henry Jenkins, Director of Media Studies at MIT, 1997 ineffablebookgirl Well shit, Henry Jenkins, out here in 1997 dropping truth bombs
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Brennan Lee Mulligan energy lol