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Everything more orange than everything else. Melbourne, AU https://vanityproject.skin https://rossfloate.com https://good-pies.com https://glass.photo/rossfloate

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A sign that says “Memories taste like Spiders”.

A sign that says “Memories taste like Spiders”.

BRB, gonna Phineas Gage the memory centres of my brain.

11.03.2026 01:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

correction: no one has the *courage* to move it

10.03.2026 23:08 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Screenshot of an article with the title "The zombies in this philly horror flick only eat white people"

Screenshot of an article with the title "The zombies in this philly horror flick only eat white people"

HEY YO WE GOT A WRITE UP IN PHILADELPHIA MAGAZINE! www.phillymag.com/news/2026/03... #HorrorSky #FilmSky #BlackSky

10.03.2026 22:09 👍 24 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0
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MF DOOM Gladiator Mask - Free 3D Print Model - MakerWorld Download this free 3D print file designed by PrintsByJare3D. This model was originally designed with slots in each side of the mask so anyone will be able to add a strap so it could be worn with ease....

Most of the other prints people have done are in metallic and people have meticulously and beautifully weathered them to look like the real thing. My next step instead is to make a radically low-poly version on black PLA.

Link to model source. makerworld.com/models/84308...

10.03.2026 10:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MF ZOOM

10.03.2026 09:53 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Gonna wear it in Zoom meetings and say it’s a filter.

10.03.2026 09:53 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
3D printed MF DOOM mask in safety orange. It’s based on the mask Crowe wore in Gladiator.

3D printed MF DOOM mask in safety orange. It’s based on the mask Crowe wore in Gladiator.

Full size MF DOOM mask in orange. (ALL CAPS when you print the man’s mask)

10.03.2026 09:52 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Aw, poor old Brittlecloud is buggered.

10.03.2026 06:26 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Sure is. We have an onsite van at the caravan park there and go up all the time. Love it there.

10.03.2026 06:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The albatross’s curse starts with autocorrect errors.

10.03.2026 06:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I had half a brain I would have known that the floatplane coming out meant the wind was about to die off, but I am an idiot so I instead spent 2 hours absolutely becalmed and ate an albatross. Things have gone very Newell since then. Hey where are you going I have a long story to tell.

10.03.2026 06:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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There’s a house that backs onto Lake Boga and when conditions are perfect this garage door opens up and a dude backs a floatplane down the hill into the water using an old tractor and then just spends hours doing touch-and-go’s. It’s rad.

10.03.2026 06:10 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

A Grey Nomad just watched me break down my inflatable catamaran and put it into a bag and said “That’s a very neat setup you got there mate”, so if someone could call my biological father for me and tell him I have a new Dad now that would be great.

09.03.2026 07:03 👍 58 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

Yeah it’s ALL AIDS, ALL THE TIME. Plus some lung cancer.

09.03.2026 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two actors on the Quentin Tarantino episode of ER, laying on sun-loungers with their bare feet closest thing to the camera.

Two actors on the Quentin Tarantino episode of ER, laying on sun-loungers with their bare feet closest thing to the camera.

Oh, QT.

08.03.2026 23:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The overweight guy from the most recent ep of The Pitt was in both shows. So was Bradley Whitffors (and the action who played his wife).

08.03.2026 22:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There was an actor with her feet on the table whose character has never done that before.

08.03.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of a screen of the show ER. The type says “directed by Quentin Tarantino”

Photo of a screen of the show ER. The type says “directed by Quentin Tarantino”

YESSSSSS

08.03.2026 22:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The algo suggested this great show called ER? It’s like The Pitt fuuuucked. And smoked. And everyone had HIV.

08.03.2026 20:39 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 1

Can’t imagine why it hit a tree. Twice.

08.03.2026 06:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Nah. Lake Boga. I love to make videos using XTREME music.

08.03.2026 06:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Managed to test the DJI Neo 2 anti-bonk technology today in the best possible way — by crashing it into a tree while it was following me on my bike.

Did I mention a bunch of people were nearby picking up litter with grabby claws? Once they stopped laughing they grabby-clawed the drone for me.

08.03.2026 02:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“ …the turtleneck is the most flattering thing a man can wear” has been in my head since I read “My father’s fashion tips” in ‘96. When Junod was good, he was incredible. In both senses of the word, as it turned out.

07.03.2026 21:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mac Studio with safety orange plastic 3D printed parts — a SuperDrive casing, a gridfinity had, a normal studio sized hub enclosure is in there, and then there is gridfinity Hat with a hard drive holder.

Mac Studio with safety orange plastic 3D printed parts — a SuperDrive casing, a gridfinity had, a normal studio sized hub enclosure is in there, and then there is gridfinity Hat with a hard drive holder.

It’s only accumulating more.

07.03.2026 01:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An orange lattice of rounded squares sitting on top of a Mac Studio.

An orange lattice of rounded squares sitting on top of a Mac Studio.

Ben

05.03.2026 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Orange plastic 3D printed tray with relieves hex patterns on it. Behind, out of focus, is the 3D printer.

Orange plastic 3D printed tray with relieves hex patterns on it. Behind, out of focus, is the 3D printer.

But Ben

05.03.2026 10:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Low on the horizon still so it looks almost unseemly in size.

05.03.2026 09:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perfect time to go outside and look west. The moon is a better.

05.03.2026 09:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

It’s that most wonderful time of the year (when people remember I used to work at the Grand Prix and then text me about tickets).

05.03.2026 09:32 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You will enjoy this book. It's chock full of advice I think, and not actually a total bummer.

Also, the profits go straight into Rupert's snack fund.

05.03.2026 00:00 👍 40 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1