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Tana

@tanasimensis

Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf 39. He/they Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo. Sometimes I have thoughts. 18+ only. I horny post. PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis

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Don't forget to bind me. It's important.

10.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Idiot plot

10.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1590 ๐Ÿ” 388 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

I just threw a toy mouse off the couch and it hit Avery on his side when he wasn't looking. His response was to jolt in surprise and immediately fall over on his side

What a bizarre creature he is.

10.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

*sticks muzzle in. Slurping and lip smacking sounds*

10.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey uh. Do I LOOK 40? Cause a few people recently have said I don't at all and wondering if they're just trying to flatter me xD

10.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They haven't started yet I'm a couple weeks out

10.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*looks at the incoming storm, looks at the roof work order* The funniest goddamn thing could happen...

(Please don't)

10.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eh, I think that's pretty normal. I usually want a bit of connection and such myself but every once in a while I'll just go hornbrain and I'm fine being objectified xD

10.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah that happens with surprising frequency xD

10.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like it just keeps suggesting it. Emailing me about anime stuff. Etc. I uh..very rarely watch that and haven't so far on the account.

I dunno just thought it was weird.

10.03.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I rotate streaming services. One at a time (or none,depending) on a month by month basis. For some reason I went to do Netflix this month and my account was gone? Even re signed up with the same email I used previously xD

So now I'm new to the algorithm and it is CONVINCED I want to watch anime.

10.03.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me toooooo

10.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We both cannot stand above each other at the same time...

10.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do this to me

10.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to understand this site is run by the dumbest fuckers on the planet and it's amazing it even functions tbh. XD

10.03.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We don't. Senators can't be recalled

10.03.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me feel it twitch and pulse and coat my tongue in hot seed >.>

10.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why am I so horny for sucking cock lately xD

10.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No :3

10.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Its a puma or cougar or mountain

10.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 188 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct

10.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birth @transferdinand.gay *toots party horn*

10.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:o

10.03.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe she's just been looking at you

10.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The sacred texts.

10.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you a cat

10.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohhh. Those might have been an upgrade xD if you see the little single story structure in the foreground that's the two room "hotel"

10.03.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not know what that means. X3

10.03.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I stopped for food at a "restaurant" that was just some old lady's farmhouse renovated with some tables and she cooked up ham and eggs herself. Can't find that one though. Prolly gone and she damn sure ain't with us anymore

10.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda fun tbh. No smart phone or gps, just unfolding a big map and finding a way

10.03.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0