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@tanasimensis

Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf 39. He/they Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo. Sometimes I have thoughts. 18+ only. I horny post. PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis

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My spine: bent
My legs: digitigrade
My fluids: fetishy
My arms: bondaged
My cests: in'd

11.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey at least when I bite I'm considerate and try to not break the skin

11.03.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

>.> y-yeah

11.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no~

11.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear it gets worse every year

11.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh yeah. One single day of not absolute shit from every angle would be nice. Alas

11.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm an A Wing cat

11.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Having sent a money order or three back in the day for this stuff? Yep...

11.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay make sure my leggies are drawn digitigrade for sure now. Got it.

11.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need some FVN related help.

Is there anyone who:

A. Knows proper ways to edit voice recordings, specifically for voice acting. Not vocals for music.

B. Would be willing to volunteer an hour or two of their time to sit with me and figure out how to salvage some of my shoddy recordings.

11.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Please consider donating to her gofundme. This is a really horrible thing to have happen and she and her family don’t deserve to be going through this. gofund.me/bcb24280e

The photo is graphic but it provides proof of her injury

11.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello~
<.<

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We desperately need a set of paypros, sites, and basically an economy completely separate from the ninnies demanding control of everyone else's minds.

This is fiction and art they're banning suddenly at the whims of paypros. No victims exist, just adults creating fictional content for other adults.

11.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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Power Couple

11.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 1977 πŸ” 462 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 1

Probably.

11.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Conveyor belt meme showing martens emerging from the machine and the worker saying "i guess we doin martens now."

Conveyor belt meme showing martens emerging from the machine and the worker saying "i guess we doin martens now."

my feed on #mar10 be like...

11.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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The sacred texts.

10.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget to bind me. It's important.

10.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Idiot plot

10.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 3331 πŸ” 787 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 51

I just threw a toy mouse off the couch and it hit Avery on his side when he wasn't looking. His response was to jolt in surprise and immediately fall over on his side

What a bizarre creature he is.

10.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

*sticks muzzle in. Slurping and lip smacking sounds*

10.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey uh. Do I LOOK 40? Cause a few people recently have said I don't at all and wondering if they're just trying to flatter me xD

10.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

They haven't started yet I'm a couple weeks out

10.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*looks at the incoming storm, looks at the roof work order* The funniest goddamn thing could happen...

(Please don't)

10.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Eh, I think that's pretty normal. I usually want a bit of connection and such myself but every once in a while I'll just go hornbrain and I'm fine being objectified xD

10.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that happens with surprising frequency xD

10.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like it just keeps suggesting it. Emailing me about anime stuff. Etc. I uh..very rarely watch that and haven't so far on the account.

I dunno just thought it was weird.

10.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I rotate streaming services. One at a time (or none,depending) on a month by month basis. For some reason I went to do Netflix this month and my account was gone? Even re signed up with the same email I used previously xD

So now I'm new to the algorithm and it is CONVINCED I want to watch anime.

10.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me toooooo

10.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We both cannot stand above each other at the same time...

10.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0