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Latest posts by ElJayVee πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸŒ» @eljayvee

I wish the battery in the orange homunculus would give out.

14.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And corns and bunions and Plantar warts.

14.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman wearing a necklace and a tank top . Alt: a close up of a woman wearing a necklace and a tank top .
14.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Elmo was in the Oval Bordello all the time, I’m pretty sure he was wearing sneakers.

14.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, that would give it away.

14.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish a MF would, already.

14.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with a #schitts creek logo in the background Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a #schitts creek logo in the background
14.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t recall another Opposition leader doing this kind of shit.

14.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a red jacket and black hat Alt: a man with a beard wearing a red jacket and black hat
14.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses and the words " it 's true " behind him Alt: a man with glasses and the words " it 's true " behind him
14.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is applauding in a crowd of people . Alt: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is applauding in a crowd of people .

Well done, everyone!

13.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’d give me the heebie-jeebies if he weren’t so clownish.

13.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have a couple of premiers in Canada who are like this.

13.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a plaid shirt says that 's bullshirt Alt: a woman in a plaid shirt says that 's bullshirt
13.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with a crown and a speech bubble saying brava Alt: a cartoon character with a crown and a speech bubble saying brava
13.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a donkey from shrek is standing in the dirt and says nope on the bottom Alt: a donkey from shrek is standing in the dirt and says nope on the bottom
13.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lying liars gotta lie. Stupid people believe him.

13.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so sick of him and his stupid babbling.

13.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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fry from futurama is shown in a close up Alt: fry from futurama is shown in a close up

@joshgroban.bsky.social How do we know you’re you?

13.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She used to compete for Canada. Glad she’s no longer in Canada.

12.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@richardblade.bsky.social Happy Thursday, Richard! It’s been decades since I heard a song by The Twins (I think they’re German), β€œFace to Face, Heart to Heart.” If you have it, I’d love to hear it here in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan! TYIA.

12.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses is saying get out while standing in front of a crowd . Alt: Chef Gordon Ramsay is saying get out while standing in front of a crowd .

Oh, fuck off.

12.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re really using that movie as a guide, aren’t they?

12.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . `` Alt: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . ``
12.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think we talk enough about how the foundational, most aspirational premise of the AI industry is β€œwhat if there was a human-level intelligence that didn’t have human rights.” Like. Exploitation is literally the whole point! Of COURSE they hold human life, intelligence and labour in contempt!

12.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 789 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 17

I thought with his size, the motor-boating, and the *ahem* probing, he gave hints of Rudy the perv.

12.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But he wants every single buck from all the grifting in his bank account.

12.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who, Marco or trump?!

12.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@theauthorguy.bsky.social Okay, I’ve just finished Razzmatazz. Loved it, but I have a question: did you model Scooter after Rudy Giuliani?!

12.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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dwight schrute from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . Alt: dwight schrute from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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