Steven Kast

About to send this to some people

Node.js — Evolving the Node.js Release Schedule Node.js® is a free, open-source, cross-platform JavaScript runtime environment that lets developers create servers, web apps, command line tools and scripts.

Node.js is moving to one major release per year starting with Node 27! 🚀

✅ Simpler: Every release becomes LTS.
✅ Predictable: Version numbers now align with the year.
✅ New: A 6-month Alpha channel for early testing.

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Screenshot of an NBC article. The actual article is only 20% of the screen while the rest is bullshit

Man I just love how we get to experience the internet via peeking through a mailslot

Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see

What is the speed of germ

Thank you so much for writing this article. Feels like I've been going crazy since 2023

Here's my Blooski statement that Sen. Kennedy calls hyperbolic. I will defend natural law until the day I die, Senator. People's rights come from their humanity, not their government. If ordered to act unethically, you should always refuse. Do Republicans now disagree?

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

We are cooking now lads

Do cats understand the weekend

Getting your door kicked in because you didn’t create something using Approved Shapes™️

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I am being 100% serious that I don't have an agenda here, I just want you to save some money!

I just want you to realize that we are moving towards the future where we build things that harvest energy for free.

I think that's really cool.

Cat spaghetti

Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]

16-Part Epoxy

xkcd.com/3194/

Thank you!

please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back

a screencap showing the drug costs $27,723, and her share is $3,856.23. This will wipe out her deductible for the year but the first step is a doozy.

5 of our new cupcake fidget clickies balancing on my hand. they all have different color gradient frosting and little white heart sprinkles!

One of our new organizers that has a sparkly base with a place for post-it notes and pens, and a beautiful pink/purple/blue gradient pen cup.

a cute volcano meditation garden full of sand, and four little 3d printed dinosaurs going with it.

Happy Deductible Reset January to those who (don't) celebrate it!

Poor @totallydonna.kitrocha.com has one (1) biologic that costs $3,800. We are trying to scrounge up money to pay for it!

That means 20% off sale in the shop! (even on new things!)

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i got fidget toys from bree before we got our 3d printer and they were so high-quality, it’s actually part of WHY i got a 3d printer

def check it out, my fellow squirrel brains

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

If you're gonna make a mark on humanity, make sure it's not a stain.

I try to optimize most my life to avoid having to stand in the cold and I still show up to support our community!

TSA slapped my testicles around today. Feels pretty apt for my feelings

all bluesky not having an algorithm means is that all the adhd hyperfocus sickness of the mind posters finally don't get deboosted anymore; free of our shackles we can force everyone to read 50000 posts about blorbo a day every day

Ohio Bans Grace Periods for Mail Ballots, Fulfilling Trump’s Wishes - Bolts Ohio is the fourth GOP-run state this year to ban ballots that are postmarked by Election Day but arrive after. A Supreme Court case could force that policy nationwide next year.

Until Trump began conspiracies about mail voting, Republicans were fully on board with GRACE PERIODS for ballots to arrive as long as postmarked by Election Day. They passed it overwhelmingly in KS, OH, & elsewhere.

But now Trump hates it.

So 4 red states—KS, OH, ND, UT—all banned it this year.

*hears the trash truck and realizes he forgot*

Good luck to everyone trapped talking about AI with family tomorrow

Woah I need to give that a shot!

THE NIGHT THE LEGEND OF MALORT HOT CHOCOLATE WAS BORN

Some gamers™️ are forgetting that you play through the entirety of GTA IV as an immigrant