stank-face barbie

Heated Rivalry somehow made Threads worth visiting, I swear.

Hollander... 🥺🫴

Hollander. 🫤🫴

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Tim Walz offering a positive vision of traditional masculinity and being loathed for it was low key one of the most blackpillling events of the past decade plus.

This is an absolutely shocking proposal that would disrupt the very foundations of democratic accountability in Ontario #Onpoli #cdnfoi

I'm trying to live Matty

there are 80 lines in the league who've played over 150 minutes together this season at 5v5. this is where the line of Caufield-Suzuki-Texier stands among those 80 lines:
- expected goal share: 5th
- actual goal share: 1st

I don't think my body can handle a mcgriddle anymore. It barely could before.

this is fuckin crazy

This took me out

IG real_timmeadows “So many roles, I barely remember them.”

Threatening, surveilling, or harassing journalists for reporting in the public interest is an attack on press freedom, on democracy, and on the public’s right to know.

CJFE stands in solidarity with Gilmore and calls on authorities to act. 2/2

#protectjournalists #cdnmedia

Stephen Miller complaining about the UK finally eliminating heredity nobility from their legislature is a perfect encapsulation of how perverse it is to have these people in charge during the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.

Every god damn "innovation" capitalists churn out ends up just being "what if we could have slavery or near-slavery, but hide it?"

top and bottom skaters from last nights games

Peanut the kitty had her first patio chill earlier this week and is quite devastated at the weather today.

screen cap from a doctor who episode where they bring Vincent van Gogh to the Vincent van Gogh exhibit and he cries seeing how much people love his art

how it feels to repost an old flop post and see it get engagement

I stand by my platform that every year we should reset all chips to Plain, and then see what we end up with by the end of the year if we allow ourselves to dream and believe.

Everrrry song is a banger! Such a fun watch.

unclench

I was in the bathroom and the cheer was so loud I thought the Sens scored.

MICHAEL HAGE UPDATE

Playoffs started tonight. Hage was on fire. 4 assists in a 6-1 win Michigan over Notre Dame.

Hage 49 points in 35 games for 3rd third in college scoring.

Michigan faces Penn State next. Gavin McKenna had 2 helpers in a 6-1 win over Minnesota.

That game should be something.

I'm too busy being a baby Matty.

They won't, but they should.

This game has officially been a clown show on all fronts. Habs just as guilty. Goodness gracious. 😂🤡

forget your glasses man?

By far the most irritated I've been all season. Between Galley and the Refs it's the fuckin C-Team tonight.

Stick hacks at skates.
Player falls down.
I've heard tell of this before.
APPARENTLY IT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE THOUGH.

Gary buddy keep it in your fuckin' pants and act like you've been there you biased plug.

Him and Sid look like they take the Bane venom before a Habs game, it's ridiculous.