I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something
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I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something
I miss 1993
At 45 years old my body is completely broken from laboring to scrape together enough money to survive without healthcare.
You can't begin to imagine how apologetic I am that I ruined the world by having a bit of chocolate instead of simply dying faster for the capitalist class.
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
Apparently I'm going to have to keep doing this at least once a year. Should probably step it up even. youtu.be/B2nCugGQZO0?...
me: a bear is just an angry couch
park ranger: sir, get slowly off the bear
me: *snuggling in* no
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
When your vegetarian friends invite you over for dinner.😎
#Caturday
A parody of the famous evolution of man depiction. On top is the original as an ape evolved into man. In the bottom the man is one of the generals at Dover Air Force base and moving backwards through another officer, Hegseth, JD Vance and, finally, the most primitive, cerebrally underdeveloped cretin of all, a hunched orange felon at the back
Just thinking about what we could do with a billion dollars a day that doesn’t include bombing people.
Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.
Breaking🚨
Newly released videos of the DHS murder of Ruben Ray Martinez show the agent who they claim he ran over arresting Orta and walking without any visible injury or limp.
Ruben Ray Martinez just turned 23 when Trump's Homeland Security thug, Jack Stevens, shot & killed him on March 15, 2025.
Trump now has three options:
1) Retreat from Iran and lose the middle east forever, Israel destroyed
2) Put boots on the ground and lose thousands and thousands of U.S. troops
3) Bomb Iran with nukes and risk global destruction
Nice going you stupid MAGAts
RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
(Excitedly) I make a wishing11!!!! Cat on lawn next to dandelion seeds
"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"
We should never ever forget why they did it
So far the war in Iran has cost an estimated $5.5 billion.
That's roughly $1 billion per day.
$41,666,667 per hour.
$11,574 per second.
People do not want this.
They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.
Thou shalt arrest Kristi Noem and put her in a detention center indefinitely so she can “await processing.”
Torpedoing an unarmed ship, then leaving survivors to die, violates the Geneva Conventions, UNCLOS, the UN Charter, and the Rome Statute. All at once. The Trump regime claims no war exists, which makes this even more illegal. Calling it an 'operation' doesn't make it legal.
“Suppose I accidentally got my shit together
Would I get a medal
Or a pat on the back and a little feather
I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt
Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt…”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1N...
Just to recap from my soda-straw perspective:
My government started a war of choice that led to my home being bombarded by missiles and drones depleting our air defenses which they refuse to resupply while telling us to evacuate after our airspace was shut because their war put us in danger
46 years ago today
The Clash at the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium during the '16 Tons Tour,' March 3, 1980.
Photo by Jenny Lens
#punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #punklegends #theclash #history #punkrockhistory #otd
What’s it called when you’re a people pleaser, but you also hate people? I’m that.
people love to say "you should read conservative opinion pieces too" and every conservative opinion piece is like "corporations should have the right to vote but minorities shouldn't. source: I made it up"
