Nora Barnacle

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

Don’t let down our sweet boy Scoob, get him a day off

I Tried to Make a Joke But Realized It Will Be Misinterpreted: An Autobiography

Hey DOGE wya??

Luna, a grey and white dog, looks at the camera

Who's ready to get outside? Luna is! This happy dog loves the outdoors, you'll find her playing with her toys or sunbathing in the yards!

Luna is about 2 years old, she loves zoomies, toys and getting attention from staff and volunteers!

Come meet her - we're open 11am-6pm!

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a person in a yellow shirt is standing in front of a yellow curtain . Alt: Gif of a person opening their drapes and being blown back by the sunlight

It's almost 7:30. Why is it still fucking light as day out? Jfc i hateeeeee dst.

If you think Jake Lang's career is over simply because he was caught secretly texting what he believed to be a 15 year old girl you're forgetting these people willfully elected Jeffrey Epstein's best friend as President of the United States

I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something

I miss 1993

At 45 years old my body is completely broken from laboring to scrape together enough money to survive without healthcare.

You can't begin to imagine how apologetic I am that I ruined the world by having a bit of chocolate instead of simply dying faster for the capitalist class.

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

World Party - Ship Of Fools YouTube video by WorldPartyOfficial

Apparently I'm going to have to keep doing this at least once a year. Should probably step it up even. youtu.be/B2nCugGQZO0?...

me: a bear is just an angry couch

park ranger: sir, get slowly off the bear

me: *snuggling in* no

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

When your vegetarian friends invite you over for dinner.😎

#Caturday

A parody of the famous evolution of man depiction. On top is the original as an ape evolved into man. In the bottom the man is one of the generals at Dover Air Force base and moving backwards through another officer, Hegseth, JD Vance and, finally, the most primitive, cerebrally underdeveloped cretin of all, a hunched orange felon at the back

Just thinking about what we could do with a billion dollars a day that doesn’t include bombing people.

Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.

Breaking🚨
Newly released videos of the DHS murder of Ruben Ray Martinez show the agent who they claim he ran over arresting Orta and walking without any visible injury or limp.

Ruben Ray Martinez just turned 23 when Trump's Homeland Security thug, Jack Stevens, shot & killed him on March 15, 2025.

Trump now has three options:
1) Retreat from Iran and lose the middle east forever, Israel destroyed
2) Put boots on the ground and lose thousands and thousands of U.S. troops
3) Bomb Iran with nukes and risk global destruction
Nice going you stupid MAGAts

RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

(Excitedly) I make a wishing11!!!! Cat on lawn next to dandelion seeds

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

We should never ever forget why they did it

So far the war in Iran has cost an estimated $5.5 billion.

That's roughly $1 billion per day.

$41,666,667 per hour.

$11,574 per second.

People do not want this.

They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.