There is no Buford, only Zuul

whole buncha ppl who make 8 figures waking up today with epiphanies about why the woke geography teacher spent all that time in high school on straits and canals

it's deeply embarrassing that team usa is treating the wbc like a military operation while every other team is just having a lot of fun

HOW THE BACK OF THAT FERRARI LOOK YOU BROCCOLI HAIRED BITCH

Fingers Georg Russell (derogatory)

I choose to believe the camera crew has inside knowledge that someone slipped Toto a laxative and it’s only a matter of time

I can’t think of another reason they’d keep cutting to Toto

[choking from a failed attempt to eat a devil dog, yodel, and yankee doodle at the same time, a complicated maneuver known as the "triple drake"] i was in love with the frisson of transgression. there was an element of gnosticism to it.

Where does strawberry milk come from then

@ George Russell give your balls a tug

Look upon her works, ye mighty, and despair at dat ass

Hey @eboldy.bsky.social have I showed you the most recent encapsulation of Eris’s badonkadonk? (lawdamercy)

It’s a lot of fun and I’m jealous you get to watch S2 for the first time.

Tractor fight movies is a critically underserved genre and I for one appreciate you using your platform to draw attention to the purest form of cinema we have left

A picture of Eris the Corgi from behind, limbs tucked in, looking like a gratuitously furry loaf of bread

We are all acolytes of that badonkadonk

Have you and bestie watched OPLA yet?

She’s a goblin, my bandit queen, the belle of the ball of the insurgency

Hey @dollcinder.bsky.social

tubthumping in a nutshell

Fun fact: I was going to name her Robin after Nico Robin from One Piece, or Cannoli, because come on, but I found out that as the runt of her litter, Eris would instigate brawls amongst her littermates as a distraction before dipping out to go eat, and that’s when I knew what her name should be.

Honestly I think Samara would pop out the well, see Eris, and be all like “holy shit my bad I would never” while giving her scritches

She may be an undead well monster but no one is immune to a damn good dog

Eris the corgi at a bar, wearing a green bandana like a babushka, shaking her head so hard it looks like she’s gonna die in seven days, metaphorically speaking, because her face is blurred while the rest of her is in focus

@dopestatistics.bsky.social hey Mollz I’m worried Eris may have watched the video tape from The Ring do you think she’s gonna be okay?

And so can the FIA

George Russell can eat my shit and hair

WADA to weigh barring Trump, US officials from LA Olympics and possibly World Cup over unpaid dues The World Anti-Doping Agency is considering rewriting its rules to try barring President Donald Trump and all U.S. government officials from attending the LA Olympics in 2028.

The World Anti-Doping Agency is considering rewriting its rules to try barring President Donald Trump and all U.S. government officials from attending the LA Olympics in 2028 in a move that could also have implications for the World Cup being hosted by the U.S. this summer.

A Democrat has won the mayor's seat in Boca Raton... by one vote:

horny moms in your area are all thinking about doctor robby

hot moms in your area are hornier than you can possibly imagine. hornier than science can even explain. they're losing their minds over those nice boys from the television. they're phasing in and out of reality

I’m going to write my epic novel about the American 21st century titled “banana peels abound”

May have broken multiple finger tips but at least my cactus is okay

I feel like when leaders at work encourage people to be themselves and be “vulnerable” and “courageous”, all they are doing is setting up people who are not white, not male, not from the same socioeconomic background as the majority, etc., to bring harm on themselves