Spookie Biggins

Wax ladies have gotten sooooooo comfy posting almost coochie on the IG timeline for advertising it’s gotten insane

Woooooohoooooo statewide recall buckle up ladies and gents it’s gonna be a bumpy Stoney ride

*Shows up 3 minutes early*
*Clocks in 4 mins late*
Aw damnit

What’s the key to my relationship?? Well
For one we wanna go halves on a birkin and take turns sharing it so unpack that and there’s your answer lol

I’ve been on a rampage lately unfollowing jello spine ass bitches who had no problem speaking up when CK was popped but suddenly can’t find a second for their government killing its own citizens

I’m the first girly to support a hottie showing body but I beg and plead to please leave the sheer dresses with the black thong underneath off the runway in 2026

NJ about to get a friggen blizzard 🇮🇹☃️

That teacher w the fly fits on TikTok, she got her trend on lock every single remake of her videos is like C- at best

Just the prototype labels for now but I love her she’s so cvnty

Naaaaaaaah Open AI trying to pump their “Merch” into streetwear just ruined my day LMFAO

Every time I see Dua Lipa I’m confused how women aren’t the supreme rulers of the planet. That woman could get me to battle if she very so much wanted to

Today’s Vibes Unfortunately

Yup that’s it😂 you can usually signify by how many sets of Micky Mouse ears the family still has on ☠️

What’s the worst place on earth and why is it the Orlando Airport?

We need a queer peoples betting platform, I don’t wanna bet on touchdowns, I wanna bet on what color Sabrina’s body suit is gonna be or how many reveals Chappell is gonna have

We do not need a 2nd Greenland movie 😭😭😭

And the impact it has on my day to day mental health is night and day. I see the good in people. It’s easier to believe that good times are ahead. Just be careful out here

When you get flooded w content like this it becomes grossly easy to generate stereotypes about groups of people. Luckily I clocked this a reworked my algorithm and now I get; luxury hotel stays, random strangers making music, and supporting farmers market vendors with no customers

It’s actually ridiculous how you have to monitor how you interact with certain content. I always love the drama, so typically that’s the videos I like but I started to notice all the videos I’m being suggested are just the ugly sides of all of us.

Every year the salmon run videos absolutely DESTROY me. Their circle of life it’s so beautiful yet so struggle just for one final rest. The ones that have to leap up small falls, so many don’t, plus everything is trying eat you and depends on your timely death. ITS TOO MUCH

After numerous demands I finally ordered my fiancée a love blanket for Christmas LMFAOO

Every festival line up has Griz headlining this man’s gonna burnout again

Ayo it’s friggen cold in NJ I thought we was a tropical environment 😩

Unfortunately this tells you everything about me if you look way too deep into this

Your honor I’m to provide my evidence ☕️🫖

The wrong coworkers are telling me their tea, don’t tell me girl we secretly want you out of here 🤭

Only someone who’s extremely ignorant wether intentionally or (inexcusably accidentally) would take their photo labeling themselves as a “Amazon Influencer”. Babes your a doll for the face of evil wake up plz

YOU END W MARBLES?! who in the trump administration wrote this

As someone who graduated with a psychology degree, HOW DID THE MINGLE EPISODE IN THE SQUID GAMES GAMESHOW GET AUTHORIZED?! Holy shit do you get to see trauma develop in 4k. Some of those people are gonna spend many nights reliving in that room

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