one of my most delusional beliefs is that i have exactly one banger no-budget feature film in me, i just need access to a Super 16mm camera and a beautiful and incredibly pissed off twink
if this diva murks me one more time
leaned heavily on a walkthrough for that one bc mr x following your ass around made being lost intolerable
when you finally figure out where to go in a survival horror game and it’s a room with a circuitboard diagram and 14 different missing capacitors that activates a gate leading to a locked box with 6 different keyholes
hamlet is one of my 3 favorite literary works but i can't express how little desire i have to see it cast through the interpretive lens of weepy biographical heteronormative drama. probably the lamest, safest approach i can imagine
just learned what baba ghanoush means and im-
"[x] discourse ruined [x] tv show/movie for me" so actually you made a choice to deep fry your brain in inane bottom feeding bullshit. the problem is you!
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hot
i bet small penis humiliation feels good as hell for the small penis
sorry to #sincerepost but i love my fiancé so much. we’ll have been together 8 years this summer and the most rewarding part of my 30s has been building a life with him that feels like the safe, stable, loving home i’ve yearned for since i was a kid
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it has the same crack they put in dreams by the cranberries
leaving breadcrumbs in my gm posts like the zodiac killer
like let the gas prices skyrocket irdgaf ‼️
everyone needs at least 1 emotional support niche kink that makes no sense but makes your cock harder than a diamond but that is lowkey ruining your life but in an amazing way
love when conservatives are unironically terrified of drag they’re like it’s a SATANIC practice now let me go gamble on 11 domestic violence offenders as they slowly succumb to chronic traumatic encephalopathy
got my shit handed to me by her screaming ass like 10 times in a row yesterday too smdh
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rock hudson mug
having to watch my trachea get graphically ripped out by zombies 14 times in a row bc i insist on playing RE9 on classic manual save mode
don’t know anything about the tv programs he’s on but i need to eat his ass or im really gonna do it this time
the perfect bio doesn't exi-
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okay ❤️ yay ❤️
rob rausch vs robert rauschenberg
well they should do it good
how has there never been a freaky friday type movie but about a straight guy and a gay guy
