13.03.2026 22:54
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30mg of edibles consumed and day drunk and also going to another brewery soon and then getting sushi
me when they show up
love those moving services that are named like Fuckable & Suckable Young Men Moving Company
went to check the oscars site for nominees and this nicole pic on the front page 😭 she truly will never stop blessing gays with “preheating my oven” reaction images
gotta be the best viral facebook historyslop post ive seen yet
we’re halfway there already but it’s gonna be awesome in 3 more years when every news network will just be someone saying “the govt is doing awesome 👍👍👍” and then cutting to a 48 min commercial break
gm tgif
used the back of my hand
microdosing heterosexuality by eating bbq wings and drinking beer at a bar but they didn’t give me enough napkins and now im scared
timothee chalamet get behind me
bespoke: “why don’t we do it in the road” (for obv reasons/because mccartney is channeling little richard)
but you crystallized 🙌
what sick fuck called these pit stache your nuts
somewhere along the line gay guys forgot what trade is actually supposed to mean but im glad everyone is having fun
on the one hand yeah but on the other i kinda just stopped giving a fuck
gm
what i thought living in missouri was gonna be like vs what living in missouri is like
he will when i write a 500-page dissertation about this image in his honor
carefully
birds in spring:
straight people when they notice child sexual abuse but can't really be bothered to care about it:
personally i'd blame the adults who smirkingly look the other way when 15 year old boys violently haze one another and stick broomsticks up each others' assholes and stuff, but sure blame a tv show that works too
gm
one of my most delusional beliefs is that i have exactly one banger no-budget feature film in me, i just need access to a Super 16mm camera and a beautiful and incredibly pissed off twink
if this diva murks me one more time
