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@ohmu.land

Definitely the same guy from Twitter. @xX_Nice_Guy_Xx is real and strong and also my friend.

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pointlessly keeping track of which games from the "wii shop wednesday" song are currently on the switch.

05.07.2024 03:33 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
A large orange cat sitting on a bed

A large orange cat sitting on a bed

This is Richard. My partner is cat sitting for him and today I got to meet him. He’s also pretty chonky and somehow I’m the first one to call him Big Dick

04.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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every day i feel like this

27.02.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a prospective client reject a proposal I gave them today and of course I'm really upset but I have a feeling it's probably because I told them they would've had to spend $1,800 on all the fonts they wanted.

19.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

an old coworker of mine reach out to me asking if I could help with an online radio website for a group he's in. I scrolled through their stream archive and the DJ names are hilarious.

My personal favorite is DJ Insurance. Their set is called "Comprehensive Coverage"

08.01.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.12.2025 17:05 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

I was already fed up with this before today so I went online and found another plan for next year. Not only will I get the luxury of online payments, but a much lower premium too.

18.12.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And today I got a letter (because god forbid they do anything electronically) from the insurance broker telling me a check I sent didn't make it to my former employer and I have to send a new one. And I also have to call my bank to void the old check which might cost me a $20 fee.

18.12.2025 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to crash out right now.

I've had a real fuckass time with my health insurance this year. I'm on COBRA and I've had to mail checks. In October I went to get flu/covid shots and found out my coverage wasn't active, but it got resolved and they reimbursed me for the shots.

18.12.2025 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

16.12.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 13275 πŸ” 6538 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 115
how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit

how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit

I think about this tweet every day

13.12.2025 21:23 πŸ‘ 10858 πŸ” 2685 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 82
peter falk as columbo

peter falk as columbo

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.

But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

08.12.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 3911 πŸ” 1795 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 5
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God help me

03.12.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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no she didn't. that isn't true

23.11.2025 06:52 πŸ‘ 915 πŸ” 384 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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I am excited to announce that We’re so fucking back

14.11.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh I forgot to share my Halloween costume on here

04.11.2025 05:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Tesla cybertruck waiting at a stoplight. It’s wrapped to promote a local solar installer and the bible verse John 3:16 is written on the back

A Tesla cybertruck waiting at a stoplight. It’s wrapped to promote a local solar installer and the bible verse John 3:16 is written on the back

Well that’s something I haven’t seen before

03.11.2025 03:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I only just found out today that this was happening

27.10.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.10.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 3745 πŸ” 944 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 7

I love it when women

18.10.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The speed dating went surprisingly well. I ended up wearing a Halloween-themed Snoopy shirt I found at the mall. It proved to be a hit. And I got 2 people who are interested in me

13.10.2025 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
12.10.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1943 πŸ” 995 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to some speed dating thing on Sunday and they're encouraging people to dress in a spooky outfit. I'm assuming they don't mean a full-on costume but either way I have no ideas for what to wear

09.10.2025 03:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Call me a shoe the way I throw myself at bush

01.10.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My least favorite part of updating my phone to iOS 26 is how 80% of the time when I unlock it the brightness is all the way down and I can't see shit

24.09.2025 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ive said it before and ill say it again

17.09.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 4928 πŸ” 1995 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 16
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Another Jucika

15.11.2024 23:47 πŸ‘ 3025 πŸ” 456 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2
09.09.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 12733 πŸ” 4676 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 30
09 - Mariya Takeuchi - September
09 - Mariya Takeuchi - September YouTube video by ElektroBros

Happy September www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R4l...

01.09.2025 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing

30.08.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0