@clausenomi
Yeah it’s me. Here to be queer, naked and silly. 👋🏼 Magic the Gathering. Horror movies. Drag and burlesque. Wee. Chicago is home. OF: onlyfans.com/Clausenomixxx JFF: justfor.fans/ClauseNomiXXX Collab requests open to fellow creators! 😘
🎶From now on girls… Think pink! Think pink when you shop for summer clothes/Think pink! Think pink if you want that quel-que chose🎶
- A REALLY NICHE VINTAGE GAY REFERENCE CAUSE I’M A BIG HOMO (big bonus points if you get the reference…)
A bit cheeky today.
I have been such a ho this week. I regret nothing lolololol. Spring is making the boys feral and I am a people pleaser.
Oops misspelled prostate, I’m a prostate pleaser lol.
Sometimes even I forget how fat my dick is… 👁️👄👁️
How I’m tryna be…
Quite literally both sides of this guy become insanely scary in this deck lol, but the persist ability is scary cause imagine the worst elemental ETB you can think of.. now imagine that ETB triggers 3 times (at least.)
So I got this precon and did some quick little upgrades and you know what? I think the Blight deck is meaner but this deck is so much fucking fun lololol. It can really do some silly dumbshit.
(Especially when you can give all your Elementals persist…)
I guess after filming new content (more on that later) I’m officially out of hiatus in 2026… so hit me up Chicago boys. Let’s make some smut.
Who tryna get GAPED :p
(Also where do people live, I’m trying to travel more this year!)
Gotta give it a little kiss before you shove it in, you know?
Stay tuned for this video w/ @chancehartxxx.bsky.social dropping on my page very soon… 😈😈😈
(Hint: we had a lot of fun)
The thighs are thick, lemme squish you and then rail you.
Come here…
📸: @gaysgaze.bsky.social
I just gotta say, never forget that I really enjoy your candor and openness… and that’s not even a sex pun.
I’m very orally motivated. I like to eat. What can I say.
hungry cub gets snacks!
and cream for his cock too
@clausenomi.bsky.social
Hot
An artistic dick pic just hits different… loved my shoot with @gaysgaze.bsky.social and can’t wait for yall to see all the shots ;)
Oh I’m swooning
getting stroked outt by beautiful cub @clausenomi.bsky.social
🔥OUT NOW🔥
chancehartxxx.com
BROWT GANG
Had a job interview, got to hang out with my bestie and then fucked this guy I’ve been crushing on for ages and then he showed me his Magic collection… it was a good day. 🙏🙏🙏
👀👀👀👀
What a cutie
My favorite view, who tryna to be the 🍑 to my 🍆? :p
It’s one nemesis is blue bounce shenanigans but that’s why you kill the blue player first lol.
It’s actually so evil, cause it’s like, a saw trap… you make a bunch of myriad tokens and impulse copies that “die at end of turn” and then either the board gets overrun or someone board wipes in which case any number of Blood Artist effects out there takes somebody out.
It’s evil. I love it. 🤣
Apparently when you exile every creature in every graveyard (for 3 mana plus tapping a bunch of tokens and shit) to make copies of every creature that don’t get sacrificed at the end of the turn. The game ends really quickly.
To those who care about EDH, this guy is a casual menace and one use in, I don’t know that I can ever bring this deck to my pod again lolololol…
Morning
Who gonna come help me deckbuild? 👀
Who gonna come help me deckbuild? 👀
