Carl Barker

pH is important when it comes to bagels

Is that a euphemism?

Methinks the lady doth protest too much

Is it "Defense Secretary" or "War Secretary"? I've lost track

Thoughts and prayers

Well, are your boobs moving right or is your body moving left?

Good to see you cast against type

Seems quite apropos given what has happened to the American radar in their current adventure

I'm pretty much indifferent, if that helps

Yeah, the drinking fountains really took the biscuit

Cute, until you realise that they ate their way out

I think they are in the same aisle as the telex machines

Perfect artistic metaphor

Just to clarify, by "subs", you mean "subscribers"?

Spell like no one is witching

And why do some women vote for them?

Remember, there is a difference between "a responsible adult" and "the responsible adult"

They have something similar on the M25, but you have to get from Chertsey to Heathrow at rush hour

That explains why I keep waking up at night - I'm part seal

I agree. Show rugby instead

And just after World Boob Day

At least the Americans already have their "No kings" placards

Only if there is a scheduled tea break

Never let him see a spork

So, Zelenskyy is supposed to tell Trump how Ukraine are defeated Russian drones? How many minutes before that information reaches Moscow?

The power of attorney has got to be the crappiest super power

I really enjoyed the bit in the last episode when the NHS was mentioned as a better alternative to the American health system

In the case of Republicans, it should be tattooed on their mistress' breasts, so they might actually look at it