The Golden Bolt

i don't appreciate the callout post 😡

Miyamoto saying "so many things happen one after the other, you won't be able to catch your breath" about the Mario Galaxy movie feels fitting, since everybody described the first movie's plot as "yeah things just kinda happen I guess."

It's an interesting one, the flak came mostly during the 1 year later "actually this sucks" pushback. The critiques were there day 1, but it was more B+ lukewarm vibes that soured when the critiques went viral.

Movie always sucked though lmao

hop on highguard

I only played one single match prior to yesterday, on launch day. It just felt like I needed a sibling to go with Splitgate for "Rarest Platinum From Dead-on-Arrival Live-Service FPS."

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Continuing my first playthrough of Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door!

I'm on the moon and Magneto should be here. Come say hi!

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Impossible, he's incapable of being a present father.

Name your ideal next entry in the Sad Dad genre of games, I'll go first

Like I said though, completely agree with the spirit of the message. The sprint towards win-now investments have absolutely ravaged games since covid, faster than any of us could've feared, and this skittishness has so rapidly flipped it into a downright dour space to cover/engage with.

Sure, that's the exact interview that came to mind for me, too. I'm just being pedantic solely against the phrasing, because I know firsthand how easily a quick comment can break containment!

More annoying to write "modest (but expected) sales for a couple months" in 300chars, obv, so I get it!

The 1st Corocoro issue heavily featuring Pokemon coincided with Golden Week, where they used Mew as a special promo event, & it exploded.

It already sold enough to be a #10 best-seller in 96, if sales stopped after 6wks.

Again, HUGE co-sign on the msg, but let's not exaggerate to make a point!

100% agree with the spirit of this, but I'll be That Guy: "Pokemon sold poorly early on" isn't true at all

Nintendo didn't expect fast sales (bc they missed EOY & launched in the worst sales month) but it was just outside the top 10 sellers the first few weeks, but top 5 "most wanted."

Xenosaga Freaks is still a top 10 funniest name for any video game ever

I would never lie on the internet for teehees and hahas

poor guy :/

Here's my list of games I'll never uninstall

One last bump, new vid tomorrow to celebrate the channel's 10th anniversary!

NEW VID, SHARE OR ELSE I GET SAD (threat) youtu.be/YfVCoZnPS_8

I've played this dumb app more than maybe anybody on earth, devs included. My take? It's far better than you were expecting, it drives R&C gameplay forward in super neat ways...& it still may be cooked

Click the vid, you know you wanna

YouTube's A/B testing overwhelmingly picking the meme thumbnail meant that the poor social media manager of R&C's phone game, FIRST THING Monday morning, had to click a vid with huge "I WANNA DIE" text plastered over their game.

Might be a top 5 unintentionally funniest moment in TGB history for me

YouTube's A/B testing overwhelmingly picking the meme thumbnail meant that the poor social media manager of R&C's phone game, FIRST THING Monday morning, had to click a vid with huge "I WANNA DIE" text plastered over their game.

Might be a top 5 unintentionally funniest moment in TGB history for me

it's the only way I can feel alive service

hop on coolboarders 😤

Here's my list of games I'll never uninstall

This bad boy's on its way to being the #2 or 3 fastest-performing video in the channel's history, good god. In case you missed it, provide me your clicks 🔩

what people don't know is that his eyes are just like that

This year, you'll officially be able to call all of these games "decades old," plural:

Pokemon Diamond/Pearl
Twilight Princess
Okami
The PS3 + all its game.
Cooking Mama
Kingdom Hearts 2
Dead Rising
Roblox
Bully
Desperate Housewives: The Game
Donkey Kong (NES) (Wii)
Oblivion
Gmod
Wii Sports

Enjoy!

fitting use of this one, considering this is part of my A/B test lmao

okay you can stop now

NEW VID, SHARE OR ELSE I GET SAD (threat) youtu.be/YfVCoZnPS_8

I've played this dumb app more than maybe anybody on earth, devs included. My take? It's far better than you were expecting, it drives R&C gameplay forward in super neat ways...& it still may be cooked

Click the vid, you know you wanna

Tokyo Jungle for PS3 boxart mockup featuring Pombon from Pokemon Winds and Waves