jimpittsburgh

Their demented cult leader said that's all that people are talking about. So now they have to repeat it, and maybe the cult leader will give them a cracker.

He dressed up as a Nutcracker for Halloween.

He's like a rooster taking credit for the sunrise.

What's on the bombing schedule today? More schools?

Maybe it should read "Childish videos from the White House force Iran to surrender"? 🤦‍♂️

How about "Schools exploding"?

They'll pursue their military objective as soon as they figure out what it is.

Maybe he bought them in bigger sizes in case their ankles swell up too.

"Nobody knows more about [insert bullshit here] than me"

Kinda like the immigrants seeking insane asylum.

Go back to the days when he was selling real estate. Every place that was (supposedly) being built was going to be the "biggest, best,huge ...". And they were never built. But he had already gotten the money. His whole life has been excessive hype based on nothing.

"The Constitution is merely a suggestion"

Next he's going to take "credit" for getting the mines removed that were never there in the first place.

That was really interesting! Thank you. I've seen the shells on beaches, and always thought they looked prehistoric.

Proud of being in double digits?

Throw them some fish. Maybe it'll stop.

It'll come in handy for their race to the bottom.

I have that on my list to watch. Gotta be in the right frame of mind for one like that. Thanks for the review!

Okay. Now what?

Lamb is in my county, and he gets some local coverage. He would be an excellent choice!

I've worked with engineers. I don't know if this is more frightening than funny. 😂

We told our government employees to stop acting like children, yet they persisted.

We might have been better off if other countries had picked our last one.

Oh FFS!!! 🤬🤬🤬

She'll need an entirety new cosplay wardrobe.

Off to the gravel pit!

I guess he figures he can ignore that law too.

Some people also believe the Earth is flat.

Rather than try to explain it to 'ol Markwayne, I'm teaching my cat calculus instead.

I can already hear the excuses as to why their claims were denied.