lord of the slimes

Map of the straight of hormuz with peak oil graph superimposed on top of it. This is very clever and funny

Can this be a solution?

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔get potato’ed

i hope billionaires never stop looking like shit so i can at least have something to laugh at

he looks like when you first take memory foam out of the vacuum sealed bag

sorry about my brain.

You can’t convince me economics is real when the president can just say “oh it will be fine” and that has a significant, measurable impact on the global markets somewhere in the vicinity of a trillion dollars.

Me every eight minutes

looking forward to a future where i’m dumb as shit

sometimes i actually forget joe biden was president

RIP to the 90 day couples who get introduced in the 9th inning

def agree with that sentiment tho, sorry to be short, the outrage is getting to me lol

official events are harder to access since paid wristbands get priority entrance to everything. so unofficial is def the way to go.

i would go to that. i could pee anywhere.

it’s literally been closed since last year, you can google in 0.5 seconds or you can lie on bluesky for clout, whatever.

meeeeee too

their party is not at the convention center cmon

a lot of people in the comments ignoring that trans people fucking *live* in austin/texas and enjoy parties. sorry you can’t go but like that’s better than living here lol. this doesn’t even look like an official sxsw event so maybe we can leave the onion alone on this one.

the last thing your girl sees before…nothing happens. he doesn’t know how.

Infernus from Gorgoroth

If the guitarist looks like this you're about to get bumped into and then apologized to while the guy looks at the ground

this headline is like a mashup of 6 modest mouse songs

WIRED JORGE GARAY SCIENCE MAR 10.2026 2:48 PM Interstellar Comet 3| Atlas Has Another Surprise: It's Full of Alcohol

ok but it really shouldn’t be driving

Siren Head, a character of mine that's a mummified corpse-like humanoid body with a head that's emergency klaxons on a non-organic pole, lurks in a trainyard near a tower.

old photo of a train yard

this really made me laugh

i’m just journaling in this thread for myself at this point

wire wrapped crystal point hanging from a chain. the rock is green and brown and at the cap where it meets the chain, there is a steel ring with a flat round pewter bead in the center where the old septum ring used to be.

the septum ring wasn’t sitting well with me so i changed it. glad i didn’t glue that shit on.

for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel

it’s fucked up that we can’t tell if we’re talking to AI customer support or a person because what if you mistakenly use your angry computer voice

Cat with a cone on its head staring into it's owners eyes with the cone enveloping their faces.

I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.