werner herzog's slutty evil twin

that was truly the most batshit transit of my life and i mean it!!!!

NO MORE RETROGRADES INTO PISCES MY SATURN RETURN IS FINALLY OVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

so how are all my saturn in aries babies feeling this wednesday? are u excited 2 start ur saturn return???

NO LITERALLY BRO i have been texting with old team mates about it all day. PSA DO NOT DALLY WITH A MAN WHO NORDIC SKIS IN ANY CAPACITY

nah the dick is still human u feel

watching olympic biathlon and pointing out all the men who tried to fuck me when i was nineteen

A digital simulation of a work and weathered two color relief print on toned paper. A black goat with big horns curving back in a somewhat exaggerated running or prancing pose is turning his head to look back over his shoulder. There is a pole topped with a small inverted cross crooked in one of his front legs and attached to the pole, streaming over the goat, is a red banner bearing some crusty looking blackletter script reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

for a second i thot this was about billy joel armstrong and was like "oh yeah he could hit" LMFAO

can i be soooooo vulnerable rn? i fear i'd still let billy joel armstrong hit :/

the flower crown really does bring it all together

hilariously the one thing™️ that cleared my skin was estranging myself from my family LMFAOOOOOOOOO worth

i have a need for that rat clutch

ok NOW we're on to the crusades (there's more than one???????)

ok now we're onto napoleon

"zoey do you know why a marathon is called a marathon?"

no❣️ not even vaguely❣️

i need you guys to know that @redbelles.bsky.social is currently explaining the historical context of the film 300 to me because i was homeschooled and actually know nothing

so lieeek world bleak and evil rn huh !

pizza party nostradamus

me, squinting at the 40+ pages of struggle with a cell line that r being little angel babies for me rn lmfao

reading someone's lab notebook and realizing that its a waste of time to be hurt by their actions bc they're fucking stupid. like actually. it's on paper.

its so hard being perfect!!!!

A scribbly drawing of angry looking white cat holding a big kitchen knife. Text underneath him reads “get the fuck out of our communities.”

#iceout

honestly i usually bet on the chemists but since one of the biologists is me..... we might stand a chance

walking into a meeting thats just a 2v2 biologist/chemist brawl as to what "normalization" will mean for this project HAHAHAHAHAHA

speaking it into existence that i will still have my tits out and be a menace at 80

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

i literally love flemeth

FENRIS IM ON MY WAY

guess who finally got to start da2 last night mwahahahaha