i found slimey
27.05.2025 23:58
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i found slimey
Flight Attendant: βIS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?!"
Me: βI have a doctorate in Philosophy."
Flight Attendant: βTHE PILOT IS GOING TO DIE!"
Me [soothingly]: βWe're all going to die.β
XIII
first time using pencil in years!
what will you offer to the flower girl?
i am here to cause problems
did u know that Bat is short for Batthew?