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Zack Johnson

@zapjackson

Designer of the Loathing games. My various projects are collected and organized at https://horrible.farm/

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#EnigMarch, day 11, PAST

What's my favorite food? (9 letters) HINT: It's pasta.

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GRAPHICS
CHAOS
TEMPORARY
MISTAKE
BEACH
YAHOO
CIAO
APPLE
TREASURE
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Reply with a similar food.

11.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, β€˜What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

β€œSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, β€˜What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

10.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 8382 πŸ” 1757 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 49

You’ve tried being really GOOD at the game…

11.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#EnigMarch, day 10, BAND

I'm supposed to provide backstage refreshments for this supergroup, but how can I give them what they want (6 letters) if I don't recognize any of their names?

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Sarkisian
Adkins
Ciccone
BhraonΓ‘in
Germanotta
Broadus
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10.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Tic-Tac-Tomb by ZapJackson A Roguelike with Tic-Tac-Toe combat

I made another 7-Day Roguelike this year! Check it out.

zapjackson.itch.io/tic-tac-tomb

09.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Tic-Tac-Tomb by ZapJackson A Roguelike with Tic-Tac-Toe combat

I made another 7-Day Roguelike this year! Check it out.

zapjackson.itch.io/tic-tac-tomb

09.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

#EnigMarch, day 9, WATER

I dropped my lunch into the water and it got swallowed! (5 letters)

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TUNS
CUD
SASS
HARP
SHIRK
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Reply with something that goes well with it.

09.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

#EnigMarch day 8, MYSTERY

What do we need to solve this MYSTERY? (6 letters)

Here are the clues:
- broth (reeks of beef)
- some hot wonton soup
- a John Wilkes Booth reenactor
- some of our own teeth
- a new wi-fi vegetable slicer
- a wet bone in a hot juice

Reply with an example of one.

08.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My child has made up a treat called β€œbarbarian jello” which is simply jello that you eat indelicately with your hands

06.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

#EnigMarch day 7, WILD

I want to watch TV, but my animals are going nuts! Calm them down to reveal my favorite show (7 letters)

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MATED
RAMATE
MAGNET
METATE
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Reply with a similarly-themed show.

07.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

#EnigMarch day 6, SOUND

All the single ladies in my barnyard are singing my favorite song. (5 letters)

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Moo!
Neigh! Neigh! Neigh!
Cluck! Cluck!
Baa!
[peacock noise]
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Reply with a word from the song's chorus.

07.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

If I make it to the year 2090 you know I'm gonna be saying 'It is the nineties and there is time for Klax' all the time

06.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

#EnigMarch day 5, PATH

These are some of my favorite split 2-day hikes. What's my go-to hiking meal? (5 letters)

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MESA SPAGHETTI
LORELEI'S ASCENT
NATE'S TERRACE
ADIRONDACK TRAIL
QUEEN VAULT
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Reply with your favorite variety.

05.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, she was right. Every day IS a winding road.

05.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

#2 is the pen used for all Loathing art.

05.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#EnigMarch day 4, HINT

Each of my favorite phrases contains juuuuust a hint of my favorite animal. (6 letters)

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NISSAN TATTOO
EAGLE VALVE
BASEBALL BUSES
SURPLUS PROPOSAL
NOISE DISORDER
OFFSHORE THEATERS
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Reply with a similar animal.

04.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

#EnigMarch day 3, CENTER

Of the nine Stars War, I only really like the middle trilogy. Can you guess my favorite element based on my six favorite characters? (6 letters)

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Crumb
Solo
Vader
The Hutt
Mothma
Calrissian

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03.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

#EnigMarch Day 2, COLOR

Today's answer is a 5-letter accessory.

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Like CLOCKWORK, at each DAWN we are overcome with ENVY. It falls on us like RAIN. It soaks our JEANS.

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Reply with something symbolized by the answer.

02.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The reason Hamlet is so popular is that it reminds people of ham AND omelets.

02.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm, no, though they have some letters in common.

01.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#EnigMarch Day 1, SEASON

Can you guess my favorite butt rock band? (6 letters.)

I saw them three times in one year.

1) Just as the first snow came
2) As the last cherry blossom fell from the tree
3) Right before I had to go back to school

Reply with the name of one of their songs.

01.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
7DRL Challenge 2026 A game jam from 2026-02-27 to 2026-04-09 hosted by slashie, jmlait & Darren Grey. ⚠ Timing Rules The 7DRL Challenge has special rules regarding timing, so the normal itch.io jam time counter above is ...

It is the 7DRL Challenge, my dudes. itch.io/jam/7drl-cha...

28.02.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got a catalog from the Honeybaked Ham company and the joke version would just be page after page of identical hams but that’s also what the real version is.

28.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

perhaps it’s Perhapselline

27.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

26.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 10175 πŸ” 1816 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 33

I always knew we were special.

25.02.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s because you’re a cusper.

25.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to chafe at the idea that I was Gen-X, but now I understand that definitely am, because I think dithering looks really bad.

25.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
868-BACK on Steam 868-BACK is a computer-hacking strategy roguelike game where your mission is to dismantle capitalism one server at a time! Use hacking powers to fight enemies, steal the servers' data, and face increa...

The demo for 868-BACK is up! Good stuff. store.steampowered.com/app/3304110/...

25.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fighter, Wizard, Rogue, Pauly Shore.

25.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0