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California has entered the chat.

Favorite English word is juxtaposition.

Happened to me in January. I was shook.

It’s okay to care. If you learned the same information about a stranger it would affect you. It’s a human thing to do.

Do you know your attachment style?

Excuse me?!?! That signature red lip is perfection!

I was just listening to ATW. So that’s my vote! Also, pls add me to the tag list.

Me: I haven’t slept well in days, today we are sleeping all night!
Perimenopause at midnight: OMG I am so hungry. Wake up!!!
Me at 4 am: Go to sleep!!!

Ion remember.

Favorite song to lift to.

They rev up the engine, you can’t drive for long periods of time with your RPM on 6! The motor will burn.

Nothing like a 98BPM playlist to get you through your intense cardio session.

Black vegans who lift heavy, y’all using creatine? If yes, favorite brand and why. If not, why not?

Me to the cats: where is the rest of the lizard?
Cats: we saved your life!
Me to lizard tail: Gets a wet paper towel to place on top of it.
Lizard tail: nah uh! That’s cold and wiggles away.
Me: burn’s house down.

Me: decides to get rid of a big ole bush in front of my house.
Also me: sees a lizard and thinks nothing of it.
Cats in the house to each other: Do you see the lizard?
Me: Finished gardening, sweeps up, puts tools away.
Also me: walks into the house to a lizard tail on the living room floor.

“Hey ladies!”

a woman is sitting in front of a window and says you 're in danger girl . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a window and says you 're in danger girl .

To whomever shot up Rih’s house, count your days. Pisces mamas DO NOT play about their kids.

Just now realizing my brain spells pharaoh differently.

You know what I find interesting? Jim Carrey has not responded to the global universal theory that whomever that person was, is not him.

Thank you! It’s starting out great!!!

People who pay taxes watching others get refunds.

A swiftie descending from 13,000 ft after jumping out of a plane in celebration of her birthday.

Me yesterday. Happy Birthday to me. Forever fearless.

Cute!

Beautiful colors

8. Spoils my kid. His grandson
9. Visits me often
10. Advocates for me
11. Counsels me
12. Went to therapy with me to repair our relationship
13. Paid for all my education
14. Laughs at my jokes
15. Tells me he loves me
16. Prays for me
17. I could go on and on…
I have the best dad ever.

The ways in which my dad shows his love for me:
1. Calls me randomly and sings made up songs to me.
2. Sends me $ for lunch.
3. Checks my bank account. He has done this since I was 16.
4. Bought me 50% of my house
5. Bought me cars
6. Pays for vacations
7. Given me a hefty inheritance

Then, you I appreciate.

Can you explain certain concepts in a few sentences without using industry specific jargon?

You know who I am beginning to detest, subject matter experts. It’s as though they don’t know how to explain themselves to a lay person. In my experience, if you can’t dumb it down, you don’t understand it well enough. That annoys me!

So… these ball colors don’t correspond to skin colors? They’re not supposed to be like real balls? Isn’t it a little gay for a man to put milky balls in his mouth? Maybe a little bi as well. Oh, well, whatever.