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A Gen Xer on a project to listen to all 500 albums on Rolling Stones 2023 list, rate them, and then re-rank them with others that I think should have been included. The things we do to get through a second Trump administration with sanity partially intact.

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I'm American and 95% of it gives me culture shock

15.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking asshole

15.03.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Counterpoint. It's not really a great place to visit, aside from a couple decent cities. Terrible public infrastructure, terrible hotels for way too much money, inconsistent food. Tons of shitty people. I've passed the half century mark of countries I've been to and it's in the bottom third

15.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should both be outlawed

14.03.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He went to Princeton. Somehow

13.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Middle class white people, the real white trash

13.03.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, they certainly represent the people that elected them

13.03.2026 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How much testosterone are you on to get pit stains like that

12.03.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Churchill quotes for morons

11.03.2026 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was confused because I thought the r word was Republican

11.03.2026 10:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The answer is Republicans

11.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Malacca

11.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's so bad at this

09.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, it literally is the candidates responsibility, but that guy is also wrong that their Issue was going to be the one that motivated people.

08.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because persuading some voters dissuades other voters. I don't know, and you don't know, and she doesn't know, what that magic formula was. So stop acting like the magic formula is the thing you care most about.

08.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You seem fun

07.03.2026 05:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck all of that. You want to be a leftist, oppose rich tech motherfuckers harvesting the attention of children, you fucking poser.

07.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He said Tops and Bottoms. Church boy is quite innocent

05.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The completely unreachable, idiotic, racist, inhumane, 41 percent. It never changes.

41 percent of our country is irredeemably stupid and evil.

04.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They had control of the senate. That's not unanimous consent, mcconnell wouldn't bring the vote. Dum Dum.

04.03.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah you just magically think withholding unanimous consent would do something. It wouldn't. Fuck off

03.03.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, it's evidence that at least somebody in the majority party has to break in order for the opposition to matter. Dems have not shrunk in these hearing, it just doesn't matter until the party that has power starts doing it.

It's almost like most Americans have no idea how majority rule works

03.03.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good

03.03.2026 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unspeakable moron

03.03.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Full necropsy.

03.03.2026 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Evil motherfuckers. No person in the world is safe while the regimes in the US, Russia, and China exist. The true axis of evil

26.02.2026 11:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good. Get this motherfucker out of public life

19.02.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read the whole thing, which feels like an achievement even though it's only the length of a USA today op-ed. It's unbelievable how brain dead these people are.

She's also a blonde from Texas with four kids, so this feels par for the course.

18.02.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two things can be true. Stop making excuses for these drug dealers

18.02.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the people of Maine don't resoundingly send this old bat packing, well, it will just reconfirm everything I think about Maine I guess

17.02.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0