sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
28.10.2025 05:55
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sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
Having a Lana Del Rey summer already
(the horniest ive ever been) have a safe flight ✨
free tramp stamp idea
A woman flexing her bicep with a freshly done tattoo of a seal
everyone meet Sealine Dion
whatever dad I was on buzzfeed once
free tramp stamp idea
the Benadryl entering my blood stream
the thing is when Bluesky isn’t working great, it only makes me like it more
this is still an all time fave twitter interaction of mine
Twitter is LAX and Blue Sky is the Burbank Airport.
Twitter is big, nothing seems to work, and everyone is angry, but sometimes there’s no avoiding it.
While Blue Sky is small, people are chill, and there isn’t that much yelling, (but there aren’t any Guy Fieri restaurants here yet).
has anyone told Tom Cruise he just doesn’t have to run like that?
Looking for a man to steal my heart like it’s second base and he’s playing the dodgers.
calling out of work because I’ve exceeded my rate limit
you call it canceling all plans and staying in I call it having a bottle episode
if you held a gun to anyone’s head and asked them to explain a balk, zero people would survive
when I have to reap what I’ve sown
why does James Cameron want to fuck the ocean so hard
men will really become umps instead of going to therapy
watching the Dodgers has become a long journey to being convinced to join Scientology and celebrate at Morongo resorts
now why are we bringing the titanic into this
now why are we bringing the titanic into this
They’re very normal thumbs
One time a tweet went viral and then Reddit spent days roasting my thumbs
jealous of New Yorkers who have something tangible to complain about right now
Being Horny For Omar Sharif
NY times xword writers 🤝 my Mom
graphic design and discrimination is my passion
Patricia Piccinini sculpture of what looks like a human/beaver hybrid, with extremely realistic human skin and hair. It's very upsetting.
New social network, new group of people to horrify with this piece of art belonging to my friend's mom. His name, and I can't emphasize this enough, is Fred.