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Clem Fandango πŸ”©

@clemfandango

Long time child, reluctant adult. Angels Baseball, Arsenal, NYCFC, PAFC football, and making fun of stuff. An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore. A man's got to know his imitations.

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First WARM day, so they was outside.

Fed and sleepy.

#ESVA #SHORELIFE

11.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I understand how incendiary those types of statements from the FBI are, but it really wouldn't take much effort/$ to set up a shop to assemble drones out in the middle of nowhere (AZ, CA, NV deserts), and launch them from a ship off the coast.

I mean, who expected planes into the Twin Towers?

11.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chavs make it even.

11.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Enormous save for Citeh.

11.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, Citeh!

11.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those kits suck shit, but that DembΓ©lΓ© goal was sublime.

11.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't mean shit, 'till @dieworkwear.bsky.social spits.

To mix genres.

11.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Citeh

11.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks as if he has taken the same training Mike Johnson took.

11.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PL not faring well in this leg.

11.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Never in doubt.

ARS 1 - 1 LEV

#COYG

11.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@johnwmccarthy.bsky.social when did that Doocy dude trade his ki-ki in for some testes?

11.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Appalachian Arsepalooza | May 15-17, 2026 | Asheville NC Three days of football, friendship, fun, and beer flights to support and celebrate Arsenal, by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

While Arsenal fans are here, I'm going to plug arsepalooza.com again...

πŸ—“οΈ May 15-17
πŸŒ„ Asheville NC
⚽ Two @ashevillecitysc.bsky.social Games
πŸ† 6v6 Tournament
🍻 Brewery Crawl
πŸ₯ž Hangover Brunch
πŸ‘• Sweet Merch
🍺 Beer everywhere

and of course... πŸ”΄βšͺ Arsenal vs Burnley βšͺπŸ”΄

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Everyone welcome!!!

11.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shared for awareness.

11.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are literal monsters running the US government.

11.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dude is all business.

11.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So thin skinned.

11.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Kelpie Dog got a freeze dried pig snout from her cousin Mishu out in CA.

YUMMY!!

11.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Send Kristi Noem over there. She'll get it sorted.

11.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always love the certainty these folks have in saying things that are so completely and demonstrably false.

11.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was recently required to show "A Valid Form of Government Identification" at a federal government facility I was visiting.

Provided my passport card. They refused to accept it because "it doesn't have an address on it."

Thanks.

11.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Help? Just stop doing it, dipshit.

11.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure she had it in Rollercoaster Mode.

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bo Gritz, Right Wing Lunatic, Is Dead In lieu of flowers, send money to Wonkette.

Rest in Piss
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11.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He's probably exhausted now.

#ESVA #SHORELIFE

11.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

☹️

10.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is concern here for Assateague.

10.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chapitos (reportedly belonging to Rene 00) record the aftermath of clashes against MF in Ensenada, Sinaloa where a MF up-armored vehicle was destroyed.

10.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He believes he has 800% of the stockpile remaining.

10.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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