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PPP Grifter (payroll not the other one)

@pppgrifter

Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, assistant to the minority leader of the people’s republic of Colorado, and other bad posts. πŸ”§πŸ”§πŸ”§ Go padres go broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)

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Who’s the backup? Can they make a trade?

11.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18 years ago today

11.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

It only has to happen once, then you can just use the threat to print free money

11.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

New activist short idea: Short a middling software company, spend a day or two vibe coding their app, then PR that you are short the stock and will release the software for 1% of their cost, then do it.

11.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Accidents happen! Works until it doesn’t

11.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t imagine working at a larger company where you have compliance rules stopping you from using tools effectively. It’s the Wild West out in startup land and it’s great

11.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been made clear by multiple people around the NFL at all levels that Baltimore had all the information and understood where Maxx Crosby’s knee was in terms of his recovery timeline.

Many in the league believe GM Eric DeCosta and the Ravens ultimately just got cold feet.

11.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 29

I wonder if Hendrickson will pass his physical. Guessing so since the Ravens keep their picks.

11.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Max Crosby, you are a Denver bronco!

Come on. Make it happen

11.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Ravens didn't just fuck over the Raiders they broke an unwritten understanding of free agency. The Crosby trade set the table for what many teams decided to do. Now that is out the window. If I was a player, gm, or agent I would be pissed. This window won't ever be the same.

11.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How I see it:

-Ravens got cold feet & didn’t want to give up 2 1st round picks
-This will absolutely affect how NFL teams deal with Ravens
-Ripple effect for the rest of free agency
-Ravens can get Trey Hendrickson for cheaper & no picks

11.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

So scummy

11.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scumbags

11.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the ravens have their doctor throw the Crosby trade so they can land the bengals DE. Seems legit

11.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The allegations about β€œbeing illiterate” are completely legitimate

11.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Better yet, do it to Wallstreet quants.

β€œI can replicate your trading program now. You should take a pay cut”

11.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The best thing so far about Claude Code, is you can go to annoying tech bro "founders" on Twitter and show them screen shots of you replicating their product and telling them you'll be selling it for 95% less. They don't like that.

11.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

The median voter will not see it as β€œdemocrats helping me”. The median voter couldn’t fog a mirror. The median voter needs to feel pain and then when they look up with their snaggletooth and crossed eyes, they see β€œTrump in charge. Trump did this. Trump bad. Me no like Trump”

11.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats are physically incapable of possessing a winning attitude.

11.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

???

It’s like they don’t know how to win

11.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is kind of funny they found a state willing to sink to their level of public comms

11.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 787 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

They are the enemy. 77m Americans voted to make my life worse. I took that personally.

11.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they should’ve planned better

11.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about you kiss my ass Roger?

How about you pick up a rifle and go lead from the front?

11.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brought to you by carls junior

11.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh I never finished Easy Money. It’s sitting there in my pile of shame books (never finished, hey life happens).

A movie is easy though! I’m absolutely seeing this

11.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan from The OC going hard on how crypto is a scam is the wildest silver lining in this timeline

10.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 1318 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 5

What happened now

11.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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important

11.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

[Breer] This puts the Raiders in an incredibly difficult situation. They lose the picks, they have a bunch of deals to be finalized tomorrow done under the assumption Maxx Crosby was gone, and now they may have to .. trade him again with the medical question hovering. twitter.com/AlbertBreer/...

11.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1