PPP Grifter (payroll not the other one)

So it’s a non zero probability that they put some AI agent in charge of a nuclear weapon somewhere right?

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The gentle rock of the ocean would feel nice. A warm breeze too

www.yachtworld.com/yacht/2008-g...

Yeah Claude, build me this!

That would be neat, I don’t want to watch the padres. They’re gonna suck this year

This is a really good point. I should ask Claude to build me a boat

I have an RX right now and it’s an amazing car, but it’s getting small with an expanding family. Gotta get something bigger

Now that would be cool. I would buy one of those in a heartbeat

I dig it

What’s it called

What are the most obnoxious sunglasses available?

I’d love to pull up to a stoplight and look down at some Tesla drivers.

“Really? You’re driving a Tesla? Well that’s a choice.”

I’m okay with anything so long as it moves

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

Claude code allows me to build things I’ve wanted for years but never knew how. Who has the time to learn?

Incredible stuff

Openish.

Straight is open though

The straight is open though right?

Price of front month WTI intraday for the last three sessions

It is admittedly hilarious that crude cleaned out all the shorts Sunday night, spent three days doing nothing, and is now flying again on the news that the US is going to release one-third of what’s left in the SPR.

Traders getting taken out in body bags. You simply have to love it

Anyone curious about rivians R2 announcement tomorrow?

I probably won’t buy one, but the thought of buying one just so I can mock and look down on Tesla owners is intriguing

Nothing to see here. Move along.

The Billion-Dollar AI Startup That Was Founded by Teenagers The team behind Aaru is attracting brands including McDonald’s and EY by betting AI bots can predict human behavior better than humans can.

Get that bag

www.wsj.com/business/ai-...

Reminds me to read more wired articles

Who could possibly have foreseen that war on Iran would (a) make Iran retaliate by closing the strait of Hormuz, which (b) could disrupt world oil markets, enriching Russia and penalizing most everyone else?

Who, indeed, except EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER THOUGHT FOR ONE MINUTE about the situation.

FBI warns Iran aspired to attack California with drones in retaliation for war: Alert The warning came in a bulletin that was reviewed by ABC News.

The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.

The admin was jealous of what Israel was doing in Gaza and wanted to play catch up

???

Who cares?

Nah, you play for the high score. Nothing else matters

Awful convenient to be able to blame it all on the “Iranians”.

Sure sure sure

what in the world

Ah, that makes more sense