Monica 🍀

Iran, please wait in line until your number is called.

It's so true. Other outside dog is borking so I MUST BORK BACK!

I’m watching that Dinosaur documentary thing on Netflix right and towards the end of the first ep Morgan Freeman was like “yeah the reptiles are still king and that but the age of the dinosaur is about to kick the fuck off” and I got hyped like it was teasing the return of Batman or something 🔥

These videos were deleted for fear of “reputational damage”

And after seeing the videos…. Their reputations should be damaged

🔥 🇪🇸 SPAIN — MAR ESPINAR: “Go lick boots at Mar-A-Lago… which Iranian women are thanking Trump? The mothers of the 160 girls murdered at a school?”

Cats are like “you know what will make you feel better about the horrors???? My butthole.”

You know those shows I promised the women in Vegas,,, well EVERYBODY going to see The Backstreet Boys with a private Meet and Greet,!!!
#TheBackstreetBoys #LasVegas

A four panel comic! Sarah is holding Pesto, Pesto is holding her toy. SARAH: Pesto is my lil' ol' lady! BUT ALSO Pesto drops her toy off the desk. SARAH: Oh no!! Your toy!! Sarah picks it up and gives it back to Pesto, who is grabbing at it eagerly. SARAH: Here you go! SFX: grabby grabby Pesto smooshes into her toy, little hearts around her head. SARAH: Oh! Pesto is my lil' ol' baby!! OUR SUPER ADVENTURE By Sarah Graley & Stef Purenins

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eating microplastics on purpose bc i dont want my body to decompose when i die

Minnesotans deserve restitution from ICE's terror campaign.

The ICE surge cost Minneapolis $200 million in just one month. That’s before overtime, charter flights, and detention contracts.

Taxpayers shouldn’t be forced to subsidize their own trauma.

We are proud to endorse Melissa Bird for Congress in Oregon's 4th District!

Melissa Bird is the leader Oregon deserves. She rejects Israel lobby money entirely, condemns the genocide in Gaza, and will fight for an immediate arms embargo.

Bestie is something I used as a kid. Bruh is what I use for everyone as an adult 😤

For James Talarico, his stance on transgender rights flows from faith "When you grow up with that, you just kind of assume that that's normal."

New: I spoke to Rev. Babs Miller, a lesbian pastor at St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church in Austin, who has known James Talarico since he was "Jimmy." They told me about how Talarico's church formed his support for queer and trans people from a young age.

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If you're a service member being ordered to prep for deployment for the War in Iran and you have moral and/or ethical misgivings on all this, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.

Call the G.I. Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487

Digital artwork of a blue morning glory themed bulbasaur and a green sunflower themed bulbasaur

morning glory + sunflower bulbas 💫

Bulbasaur pot with sempervivum

This is relevant to my interests. Behold! My bulbasaur pot. ✨️🪴

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Hakeem Jeffries rep for Israel took $5,524,449 from pro-Israel lobby groups

This Hakeen Jeffries?

Dark money groups are paying influencers to spread attacks about our campaign.

Voters deserve to know who is trying to manipulate our election.

A round green bird mascot in a sailor suit poses in a shopping mall.

Toripy, a hybrid of a pear and a bird, is the mascot of Tottori Prefecture.

When Republicans talk about and implement total partisan media takeover, their plans for “internet safety” also factor in. They want to concentrate online power into platforms they can control, but they’re disguising it as bipartisan efforts to keep kids safe online.

The government can legally scoop up and read Americans' emails and texts, track everywhere they go, and feed huge amounts of data into AI without court oversight. Next month, Congress will have a chance to rein it all in. I'm leading a bipartisan bill to restore real privacy.

Guy Who Thinks AI Will Put Democratic Bitches In Their Place Looks Like This These creeps are just saying the quiet parts louder and louder.

Guy Who Thinks AI Will Put Democratic Bitches In Their Place Looks Like This
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

I would. My pronouns are she/her/bro/bruh 😁

The killing of schoolchildren should shock our conscience and cause us to recoil in horror. A nation whose leaders can so easily shrug off the death of children, no matter the cause, is in need of moral repair. There must be accountability and lessons learned from this tragedy. And we must never forget that Iranian children, too, are children of God. 7:08 PM · Mar 12, 2026 · 7,179 Views

Shouldn't be rare to see this said by a US senator

Illustration of a mako shork with the words "head empty, no thoughts"

no thoughts at all
#art #sharks