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Susan B. Shopping

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serial baker and fugitive from the gender police. 30-ish; whatever pronouns

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$11.3 billion could cover any of the following for a full year:
-1.4 million people on Medicaid
-19 million kids getting free school lunches
-1.4 million people getting affordable housing
-1.1 million hungry seniors fed
-0.8 million children given free child care

12.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 504 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

The aforementioned leaders have come out saying they have NOT ended the Target boycott, they were NOT contacted for the original Star-Tribune story this is based on, and the boycott is still very much in effect.

11.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple walking through a busy zoo. The girl says, β€œcome on! They have the monkey that looks like Mao Zedong!” Panel 2: her boyfriend says, β€œwhat? That can’t be right…” Panel 3: a little marmoset clings to a mossy branch. It’s the spitting image of Mao Zedong. The boyfriend says, β€œoh dang”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple walking through a busy zoo. The girl says, β€œcome on! They have the monkey that looks like Mao Zedong!” Panel 2: her boyfriend says, β€œwhat? That can’t be right…” Panel 3: a little marmoset clings to a mossy branch. It’s the spitting image of Mao Zedong. The boyfriend says, β€œoh dang”

18.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 4482 πŸ” 711 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 10470 πŸ” 2350 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 27

Also the first decent sized ship sunk in the Strait is going to be a giant hazard to navigation. Like if I were Iran and in full on "fuck the global economy" mode I'd tow a derelict out there and blow a hole in it and walk away.

11.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Robert Inlakesh

BREAKING: Israel Carries Out A Beach Massacre In Beirut

An Israeli strike reportedly targeted displaced people’s tents in the Ramla al-Bayda beach area. A huge number of dead & injured.

An outrageous war crime reminiscent of the massacres carried out in Gaza.

12.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

are you 🫡 ready to pass through the kill box to make line go up

12.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is anybody able to please help me with a medication for my dog

I am $35 short to get it paid and any help would be appreciated

My venmo is eb-richter

12.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

The same day Frey vetoed a temporary extension of the pre-eviction notice, the MN Senate passed rental assistance and… a temporary extension of the state’s pre-eviction notice. Jim Abeler voted for it so Frey & some CMs are to the right of some MN republicans.

www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/94/202...

12.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it

11.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 4455 πŸ” 682 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 100
PCC STRIKE INSTRUCTIONS - Community Support Donate Food or DrinksπŸ•

PORTLAND: PCC workers are on strike, here's how you can help!

12.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Another tough day for team β€œthere’s no point in complaining about AI, just accept it.”

11.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 4540 πŸ” 1207 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 7
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Book Clubs for Inmates on Instagram: "Sign our Open Letter to the Minister of Public Safety! We are thrilled with the response so far and have decided to extend our signature collection deadline by a ... 392 likes, 9 comments - bookclubsforinmates on March 3, 2026: "Sign our Open Letter to the Minister of Public Safety! We are thrilled with the response so far and have decided to extend our signature ...

have signed this important open letter and you should too! www.instagram.com/p/DVbe1zZjstG/

10.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

So I have this neighbour here in the Netherlands. A Black man, retired now. Used to be a train conductor for NS (Dutch Railways) for 30 years. We talk a lot, and one thing he always tells me with pride; is how in three decades on the job, he never once punished a traveller for not having a ticket.

11.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can lean on my actual experience to yell at everyone that this won't work! You can't identify emerging customer needs by aggregating data from the past! We tried this already with personas and again with big data! This is like the stupid business version of the problem of induction.

11.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1
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"We must all act to contest further destruction of the planet and become involved in solutions." ✊🧑

Read the article written by Katsi’tsakwas Ellen Gabriel >
dsfdn.org/RegressionBi...

09.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Sloppelganger" is one for the ages

10.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1141 πŸ” 276 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

if i wanted to read what rapists had to say i would unblock neil gaiman

11.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 875 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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Spring Tiger

06.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

it got its colors smacked the fuck around, because going back in the livestream history, at some point in the last couple of hours it started detecting the lava as like. glowstick purple.

10.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
an extremely blurry view from the V1 camera stationed in the Kilauea caldera. I can't be certain as to whether the camera is currently tilted down to the rocks to protect the lens, or out towards the crater to continue gathering data.

an extremely blurry view from the V1 camera stationed in the Kilauea caldera. I can't be certain as to whether the camera is currently tilted down to the rocks to protect the lens, or out towards the crater to continue gathering data.

10.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the volcano is hungry, feed her cameras

10.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

POV you are meeting Bluesky mutuals in real life

10.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1472 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12
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Episode 43 of the Kilauea eruption is a BEAST. They just zoomed out and uhhh this may be on its way to setting a record for tallest lava fountains. What on Earth. πŸ˜πŸŒ‹

Cam 2 live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...

10.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 420 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 13
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South Dakota Censors Abortion Pill Ads, Wyoming Passes Doomed 6-Week Ban: March 9 News Roundup Plus, what you missed on Autonomy News last week.

"Wyoming Governor Mark Gordon signed a six-week abortion ban that moved rapidly through the state legislature into law."

"Missouri state Sen. Mike Moon is sponsoring a proposed constitutional amendment that would define embryos and fetuses as people."
#USA #Media #Censorship #Drugs #Healthcare

10.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 13674 πŸ” 3980 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 6

My mom really needs about $200 today because of a lack of work and having to uber.

10.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

10.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 7555 πŸ” 1642 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 19

18 Senate Dems just voted to confirm Trump's NSA director:

Baldwin
Coons
Cortez Masto
Fetterman
Gillibrand
Hassan
Heinrich
Hirono
Kelly
King
Peters
Reed
Rosen
Schiff
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warner
Whitehouse

10.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1562 πŸ” 680 πŸ’¬ 472 πŸ“Œ 992