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Its a great day for it

11.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful. And the dog is cute too.

11.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no I agree with that, its just such a batshit thing my brain cant even handle it. its like the lady at my company who said she doesnt read books she asks AI to summarize them. why even bother then!

10.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought the same thing too but then I saw the quote from jay about how she starts reading a book from the middle to the end then goes back to the beginning to see how it started if she liked it, and thats just...

10.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

suckin on a chili dog? gotta go fast.

10.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck, James REIMER? hes beat cbj on like 6 fucking teams, we know that feeling.

10.03.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bunny runs excitedly down a beach at high tide, to a greenish bottle that has just been washed ashore. Inside the bottle is a rolled up message.

A bunny runs excitedly down a beach at high tide, to a greenish bottle that has just been washed ashore. Inside the bottle is a rolled up message.

Daily bunny no.3253 is ready for an adventure

10.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2589 ๐Ÿ” 570 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Yeah impersonating celebs and asking for gift cards on social media.

10.03.2026 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You will have to share where that is because having a chickadee do that is on my wifes list of things she wants

10.03.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Johnny Knoxville Breaks Down Jackass's Biggest Moments | GQ
Johnny Knoxville Breaks Down Jackass's Biggest Moments | GQ YouTube video by GQ

okay so severely underrated bit that isnt in your clip : youtu.be/1Vg6gsBTmt8?...

The crew lady in blue just shaking her head as she walks past Johnny is probably my 2nd favorite part of this bit.

09.03.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

phetz say it isnt so!

09.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cant wait to find out that rocket mortgage also accidentally sold / leaked all of my personal information too, just like mr cooper!

09.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This should, with no sarcasm or irony whatsoever, be the highlight of every Democrat's campaign starting today. Trump just effectively gave the corporate version of a pardon to the most hated company on the planet. Absolutely no one supports this.

09.03.2026 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 511 ๐Ÿ” 184 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

this is such a compelling selling point to anyone on the fence.
"look at your paycheck, compare how much you / your company put into healthcare - you could be adding almost all of that back into your wallet."

09.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this gets brought up a lot but the secret to this skit is that its so over the top, it probably strung but didnt actually hurt anyone, and its just so fucking good of a surprise move. no gross out, no actual pain, just good clean 'who the fuck puts a giant hand there'.

09.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He fell for the soup

09.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats a very good place for bird feeding at least. Big wide open and lonely of people. A+.

09.03.2026 03:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boys Noize + nin is a hell of a thing

08.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woot app

08.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

of course the fucking mainstream media blames us for it. โ€œyou lost an hour of sleep last nightโ€

NO. an hour was TAKEN from us. and the people who took it have names and addresses

08.03.2026 11:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Daily Sucking Time

08.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two dumb bitches going "exxxxactly" to each other

07.03.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brother you are either a sock puppet for this llm idiot or more in the bag for slopufication, stop posting and go shit up your local community College intro to philosophy class instead

07.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

07.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 104 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible

07.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bunny with a small camera stares surprisedly at a fox, who proudly has a fish it caught in its mouth. They are in the woods

A bunny with a small camera stares surprisedly at a fox, who proudly has a fish it caught in its mouth. They are in the woods

Daily bunny no.3268 is proud of your achievement

06.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2754 ๐Ÿ” 595 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I heard Buffalo needs a defender, I have Erik Gudbranson I will give you a 2nd round pick to take him please for the love of god take him

06.03.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its not negativity, look at the chart - when this player is on the ice their Goals Against is up 13% and their Goals For is down 10%. This is a Net Negative Offensively and Defensively. the chart is not biased for or against a team, its just stats.

06.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

your butt will accept only 2.5mil for the house

06.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go back to the sub. Please.

05.03.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0