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Videogame developer and occasional bass player. Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks" Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.

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two men are crying in the rain and one of them is saying `` we 've gone on holiday by mistake '' . Alt: The Withnail and I meme where they are stood in the rain and Withnail, (or is it I? I've not seen the film for a while, but I should probably remember this), is saying "we've gone on holiday by mistake".

Zach Polanski uses the Withnail and I meme by mistake.

15.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sloptical illusion: (noun) Something that looks genuine at first glance, but on closer inspection turns out to be AI generated.

#NewWords

15.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ineffable: Unable to swear

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

14.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And I’d guess they’re pretty immune to cyber attacks.

14.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even a bad reviewer is more useful than AI.

14.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm Knitting Every Day in March for Alzheimer's Research UK Big news today I have completed blanket number two after a big push today. Working with the 12 mm needles really does speed things up but after this month I think my next project if I start any will b...

My day 14 update for my knitting challenge. Please read & if you can donate to Alzheimer’s research UK ❀️🧢❀️

14.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All of a sudden, the Amish not wanting to use technology past a certain date doesn’t seem so foolish.

14.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Zack Polanski holds his phone like the contestants on The Apprentice.

14.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a legendary space traveler (traveller, if you're British πŸ˜‰)

14.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I still have fond memories of using Music-X on the Amiga, as well as a few trackers.

14.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If Zelenskyy goes back to comedy after this, he’s got enough material to last a lifetime.

14.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have to admit, she does look like a little gem there.

14.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For a second I thought you’d got Logic Pro running on the Pi.

Logic is a stupid name for a DAW.

14.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In unrelated news, there doesn’t appear to be an emoji for curtains.

14.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Especially that one almost directly below you.

14.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At last we can meet
The alien eyes me up
I think I’m dead meat

#SciFaikuSaturday #Prompt Meet or Meat #SciFaiku

14.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, it’s not a war, it’s a strategic miscalculation.

14.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think either, if you’re saying it over and over again.

14.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll allow it this time.

#AndTheSteak

14.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not adding #AndTheSteak isn’t helping.

14.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If someone causing a few quid’s worth of damage gets two years, imagine how long they’d give to someone embezzling the government out of hundreds of millions of pounds.

14.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like a good thick rump.

#AndTheSteak?

14.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Squeeze it with your finger and thumb to tell if it’s done.

#AndTheSteak

14.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, I might get to be on TV.

14.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

All of a sudden they don’t mind people who can afford to paying more, when it’s not taxes.

14.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like mine with all those scorch marks.

#AndTheSteak?

14.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t helping #AndTheSteak

14.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can barely see it for the fat.

#AndTheSteak

14.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely there can't be that many people tagging #Caturday?

#AndTheSteak

14.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good shout, that should work on the phone too.

14.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0