rawr
rawr
i'd flop on it ๐
i hope it helps ๐
fallopian tube ๐
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butt boobs tit fart
Picture of a small handmade clay figurine of Patrick star from SpongeBob. His eyes are just two black dots, his mouth a simple line, giving him a very empty facial expression. He is set, fully nude, on a yellow and blue fabric background. Behind him is a stone on which little felt green shorts with purple flowers are set.
A similar picture. This time Patrick is facing the camera and wearing his shorts.
Another similar picture, Patrick is facing away from the camera. He is still wearing the shorts, but his crack is showing.
Another back-facing picture. The shorts are back on the stone, the ass is showing.
Sometimes, you just gotta make something because you can ๐ชผ
One of my first air-dry clay project was this Patrick Star for my bestie. As you can see, I put a lot of love into the ๐ ๐
#handmade #Figurine #Spongebob #artist
they're so good ๐
what kind of sick fuck craves arby's, i ask myself as i cradle my beef & cheddar with a curly fry stuck to my shirt
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
well this smells like a sweat sock~
happy mario day ๐
#MAR10 ๐๐๐ฐ๐ฎ
my hub knew i was having a dumb day so he brought me a gift ๐คฏ๐คฉ๐ฅฐ๐ค
ganon will be eating his last unknown microscopic whatever-the-hell off the floor today because come tomorrow, there will be robots
daylight savings can fuck all the way off
me to ganon: ๐ถhey, hey you're a monkey(monkee)๐ถ
ganon: *bites my nose gently*
me: "owwwww, you bit my nose! are you jealous of my nose? don't be jealous because i have a nose and you don't."
ganon: *sneezes in my face*
me: "touchรฉ.."
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i swore i'd never ever do another diamond art painting ever again after my huge ghost one that took a whole eternity but .. i'm a girl and i can change my mind ๐๐๐ฉท
๐ i'm sure my pup woulda gotten them too if he coulda
it really coulda been lol
๐ it's abbath
hub: "you have a jelly bean under your desk. ..and a hot cheeto. ...and a spiral frito. ....and a cheese ball!! what the hell."
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mornin
oooo, these next two weeks are gonna feel like a legit vacation now!
the ultimate
me to ganon: ๐ถthe world is a vampire...sent to drai-e-ai-e-ain๐ถ
ganon: *gazing at me with curiosity*
me to ganon: ๐ถsecret destroyers...hold you up to the flame๐ถ
ganon: *still gazing*
me to ganon: ๐ถand what do i get...for my pai-e-ain?๐ถ
ganon: *kisses me right on the lips*
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๐ i'll never yell at a cloud. it's where i'll be keeping my head.