Lots more of these here!
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I was there and back in under 20mins. He was in there for 2.5 mins. £38.88. Fucking daylight robbery, and I had to hold the biting end!
A huge heat pump has just been built locally. It’s a beautiful thing
worthingheatnetwork.co.uk
Revenge! Oh that I had his life! I wouldn’t even mind having my anal glands squeezed once in a while!
Unless you’re being paid to be stupid of course
It’s 9am and 100% of the electricity we’re using is free and it not even that sunny. It’s madness not to see that scaling that works.
As soon as you have any personal experience of renewables, like solar or a battery, the case for them becomes irrefutable. I would offer solar to anyone with space.
Got to take the cat to the vet to get his anal glands done. It’s literally 2 minute job.
My bank account after:
📝 Jack Hinshelwood signs new deal
💎 Manchester City tracking Diego Gómez
❗️ Daniel Farke calls out Facundo Buonanotte
Read these stories and more in my latest Brighton news roundup #BHAFC
Link below👇
wanderingseagull.substack.com/p/hinshelwoo...
Oh, they've absolutely done me there, our club. I'm in a room of infinite onions. #BHAFC www.brightonandhovealbion.com/media-video/...
Good stuff as per. Thanks for this
Oh and to do him for being a Russian shill.
In the near distant future, when Farage no longer needs the hassle of leading a political party consistently tanking in the polls, and he’s trotters up in Belize, selling his gold and crypto, we’ll look back at this moment, and rue the missed opportunities we had to hold him personally to account.
That’s extraordinary. None of them anticipated this. They really are fucking idiots.
“While Nige has been brown-nosing Trump with his warmongering, he’s missed that most of the country doesn’t want to follow the orange narcissist into an illegal war with no fixed objectives other than continue till The Donald gets bored”
@mrjohncrace.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Remember everyone, these are fully grown men.
Left: Nigel Farage's leaflet says Reform will cut taxes
Right: Nigel Farage says he never said he would cut taxes
*cuts penis off*
That presupposes a lobe to tomy
Farage, like Trump, makes utter fools of the people that support them.
"In the last 24 hours both Farage and Badenoch have U-turned on their previous support for Britain joining Trump’s war, with both even daring to suggest that they had never really backed joining it in the first place."
bylinetimes.com/2026/03/10/n...
![LET'S NOT PLAY FRISBEE WITH THAT POET ANYMORE.
[This is a comic strip, with a poem laid over it. On each panel a new line of the poem is written. The scene is a park, in the summer. A man in a trenchcoat - implicitly Philip Larkin - stands folorn, motionless, looking at people throwing a frisbee. It becomes apparent as the comic progresses that they are trying to play frisbee with him. He stand stock still for the whole comic, watching the frisbee as, panel by panel it soars closer and closer to him].
After contemplating the approaching frisbee for two silent panels, Philip begins his thoughts:
Unloosed, unheralded,
You soar toward me
Across the dying afternoon.
bright disc of childhood,
Long since thrown wide
Of Youth's green imaginings,
Your slow declining arc
Figures a sky-written truth:
We will all succumb, and soon
To earth's hard oblivion.
[The frisbee hits Philip on the head with a resounding DONK. He falls backwards, to the ground.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibpyscry7bddmufqnk7wsfuxsflv4fkn4brwvkzxqurjkz7z67yoi)
LET'S NOT PLAY FRISBEE WITH THAT POET ANYMORE. [This is a comic strip, with a poem laid over it. On each panel a new line of the poem is written. The scene is a park, in the summer. A man in a trenchcoat - implicitly Philip Larkin - stands folorn, motionless, looking at people throwing a frisbee. It becomes apparent as the comic progresses that they are trying to play frisbee with him. He stand stock still for the whole comic, watching the frisbee as, panel by panel it soars closer and closer to him]. After contemplating the approaching frisbee for two silent panels, Philip begins his thoughts: Unloosed, unheralded, You soar toward me Across the dying afternoon. bright disc of childhood, Long since thrown wide Of Youth's green imaginings, Your slow declining arc Figures a sky-written truth: We will all succumb, and soon To earth's hard oblivion. [The frisbee hits Philip on the head with a resounding DONK. He falls backwards, to the ground. [Ends]
Let's Not Play Frisbee With That Poet Anymore
Jesus Christ she’s bad at this.
A bag that says ‘I am fully compostable’
My previous album’s (still) out!
It has questionable artwork by yours truly, featuring a close-up of some post-knife-frenzy butter - which probably describes the music quite well.
mrnoyj.bandcamp.com/album/noyj-2
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower
All these things add up Nige. All these lies and reverse ferrets, they all count against you. Once people have decided you’re an irredeemable twat and a danger to them personally, there’s really nowhere to go. I just can’t see him lasting the course. He’ll fuck off and blame Jenrick.
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NEW: Is this the broligarchy’s first world war? AI, like war & rape, is a hyper-masculine fantasy of God-like power, a myth at the dark heart of what we’re seeing play out in the Gulf. This war hasn’t replaced the Epstein scandal. It is the Epstein scandal.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
