🐯Tigjah🐯the🐯Tiger🐯

I am super fortunate that I found @jaxonrd.bsky.social if fate hasn’t brought us together. I would not be the man I am today. I love him for more than he will ever know.

Do you ever look back at some mistake in life and just amaze yourself at how many bullets you have managed to dodge?

Better… with tigers

Bought an etching kit.. pretty happy with how this turned out so far

A friend was asking me about the movie Primate and I responded in a way only someone from the early 80’s would understand.

With that mustache, it makes me wonder if Kid Rock is on the Epstein list …

Additionally, at 55 years old he hardly can call himself a “kid” anymore. And I am not quite sure he even still “rocks” if we are being honest.

Okay since no one took a guess… this is the ENTIRE source code for the Atari 2600 game Combat.

Loot that drops after defeating me:

1. Car keys to a car I no longer own.
2. A dull pocket knife.
3. A sucker my daughter gave me 3 months ago.
4. A used twist tie.
5. A bandage so old it no longer sticks to things.

Let’s pretend it’s my funeral.. what would you tell people about me? “Well, he was an asshole..” and “what a pervert..” already taken.

Using only images, explain how you became a furry.

Using only images, explain how you became a furry.

Can you identify? It’s tricky!

Feels like people let fear dictate their lack of desire. I scared someone by saying hello. Just hello! Come on man.. you can take a hello! At the same time time I had an ex block me, then unblock me and tell me to leave him alone. The world is a weird weird place.

Started back to the gym three days a week for the first time since hurting my back.. and it actually feels pretty damn good!

Gaming Desktop upstairs and Plex in the basement.

Aww how sweet. You want to give me a gift. Pick up the blitz and find a way to back into the playoffs.

It’s the Redact-a-Tron 9000

What the fuck did I just watch?! The only thing said that wasn’t a lie was that he loved “minors.”

My life with @jaxonrd.bsky.social doesn’t need to be perfect. It doesn’t always need to be easy. I may not be always be perfect. Living with me might not be easy. I’d run through hell and back a million times together forever. When you find the right soul to share life with, nothing else matters.

I refuse to surrender to the darkness. Evil is not taking any prisoners tonight.

Raise you hand if you had Elon Musk in the “free spot” of your racist bingo card…🖐🏼

I have three questions I need to know the answers in order:
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? What do sheep’s count when they can’t sleep? How can you tell if a hummingbird has rabies?

A historical tale about a bullied mutant reindeer that is forced to work in servitude pulling a sleigh along with his tormentors on a severe foggy weather event during the eve of a holiday in order to gain the love and gleeful respect of his peers. #describeachristmasstorybadly

Sometimes I wonder if the only real people in the simulation are me, my daughter and my husband. Maybe you.. I dunno.

I am confused or is this proof time-travel is real? A news article from 2023 using the BRAND NEW word affordability.

Usually put peppermint schnapps in my hot cocoa. That’s my jam.

Me: “We are doing an SQL update PDQ for the HOO on the HTML portion of our website FAQ and chat bot by COB on Friday.”
Boss: “Anything else?”
Me: “E-I-E-I-O”
Boss: “?”
Me: “Old McDon-“
Boss: “stop..”
Me: “🤣”

Real people don’t hold others down.
Real people don’t back down.
Real people don’t wear crowns.
Wake up. Be real.

U****k the World by Prophets of Rage on Apple Music Music Video · 2017 · Duration 4:14

music.apple.com/us/music-vid...

#nokings #unfucktheworld #prophetsofrage #resist

You don’t choose the spirit of the Tiger.. the spirit of the Tiger chooses you! #tigerfacts